Trade Banter between on site and off site workers. #OnTheTools

Joined March 2016
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Needs to happen really don't it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ when you're stood 10 deep in the queue while matey shows the staff member a photo of a radiator valve ๐Ÿคฃ #Screwfix
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Where to start?! ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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the futures here & its caulk
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15 Jun 2022
โ€œMe: can I go in the bedroom to start work in thereโ€ฆ Customer: Yh not a problemโ€ฆ customer runs up stairs saying wait one minโ€ฆ Me: ummm to lateโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€
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Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Brilliant ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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ยฃ2890 two thousand, eight hundred and ninety pounds. jesus.
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26 Jun 2021
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You lot was clapping for the NHS and Hancock was clapping cheeks ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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16 Apr 2021
Everybody reading take a moment to let that sink in ๐Ÿ™Œ
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24 Mar 2021
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Covid doesnt go onto building sites cos its no got a CSCS
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I suspect the downstairs neighbours may have a new light fittingโ€ฆ
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donโ€™t make adverts like this anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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