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27 May 2022
โScientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.โ
Terry Pratchett
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I havenโt been here for a long time but Iโm in need of help to save my cats life, if we canโฆ.
Share and support if you wouldnโt mind. Details in the link. Help us save Tibbz life.
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14 Apr 2023
Why did Pavlov have such soft hair?
Conditioning.
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24 Mar 2023
29 and feelin' fine today ๐
Comment a pic of something that makes you smile today ๐ฅฐ๐
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N.M.Wilder โ๏ธ๐บ retweeted
17 Mar 2023
Dating someone who gives you great sex, good laughs, best friend energy, epic conversations and unquestionable loyalty >>>>
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9 Mar 2023
My little brother always answers the phone "alright sis?" And it always makes me smile, no matter what's happening.
I'll always be grateful for my sibling. ๐ฅฐ
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24 Feb 2023
Him - men and women seek different criteria at the hairdressers...
Yeah, I'm more like... ummmm, that's right, you work that scalp, don't stop, right there, oh my god, yes! Grab that shower hose, go on, wrap your fingers right around it, rinse me, rinse me harder... just saying.
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23 Feb 2023
It's like waking up from a dream, and everything I thought that was is long gone. The sun truly broke the sky, and now it's time to begin again.
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14 Feb 2023
It's early. I've been awake for hours. The void is so huge, and I can't escape it. I notice that my physiology is betraying reason - I hurt and have constant sensations akin to anxiety.
My cat died and took with him a piece of me... I wish I was exaggerating, but I'm broken.
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10 Feb 2023
This witches cat, Bodhi, died today in a car accident. I am beyond crushed. He has been there through the toughest year of my life every time I have felt alone or scared, every time I cried. I lost my soul mate today. I can scarcely breathe as I write this. Blessed be, Mr Bodinsk
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1 Feb 2023
Some people's twitter bio's really restore my faith in humanity... others not so much ๐
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31 Jan 2023
The longer it takes to get to know someone, the more interesting they probably are.
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31 Jan 2023
Let's play a game of visceral...
I'll go first...
The smell of stale smoke and used up bedsheets.
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18 Jan 2023
My daughter has decided that everything that isn't rainbow is stupid... it made me think of @ENFPleaseLoveMe for some reason ๐
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13 Jan 2023
Guyssssss ๐คฉ
Nicole Wild, MSc
I'm actually over the moon ๐
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10 Jan 2023
I want to grow old with someone who makes me feel young.
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28 Dec 2022
Sometimes nothing is more dangerous than truth in the hands of those who are willing to use it.
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16 Dec 2022
I wonder if a person's favourite song at any given time is actually reflecting the internal resonance and vibration of the listener ๐ค
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14 Dec 2022
Why? I'll ask again, why? Why did I decide to try and turn my swathes of deathly black hair to an angelic blonde?
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