MAGA Masculinity, in 3 steps:
1. Change DoD to "Dept of War" & act all butch abt it
2. Take pleasure in US bombs & drones killing ppl
3. As soon as someone calls your violence "war," shriek like a wounded little bitch.
🚨 Speaker Johnson just said both things out loud in the same breath:
“Iran declared war on us.”
“We’re not at war right now.”
Four days in. Six soldiers dead. Bases destroyed. A consulate struck. CIA arming militias for regime change.
But it’s not a war.
It’s “Operation Epic Fury.”
The same people who can’t agree on what to call it are the ones who launched it without a vote, without a plan, and without telling the truth.
Mullin misspoke. Rubio changed his story. Johnson contradicts himself mid-sentence.
They’re not confused. They’re hoping you are.