I ride bicycles & think you should too. Working bicycle mechanic who probably seems bitchier than he really is. He/Him/They/Them/Buddy/Pal/Chief/Jackass
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12 Jun 2021
Just because we both ride bikes doesn't make us friends - @Surly_Bikes
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That feeling you get as you slide into bed, after a good #MondaysOff with a fun edition of #MondayRitual, only to remember that load of laundry that is waiting done in the dryer & the second that is ready for the dryer, but both are down in the basement.
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Jun 14
Welp, no #sleepinSunday this week. Even heading to the shop earlier than normal for Bicycle Swap KC. Ideally it will be a good day. See ya there!
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Jun 13
Feeling like today is an odd edition of backwards day. Ordered a cup of coffee in a “for here” cup since I’m a 1/2 hour early then they put the #thankquad in a to go cup.
Bonus, now it’s pouring & my rain jacket is in the bike bag. #yayfun #biketoworkKC
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Jun 12
Well that’s a new one.
Got to the City Market for the #biketoworkKC #fixedgearFriday #thankquad (so many hashtags!) to discover a young lady wearing a horse mask doing an interpretive dance while filming herself & singing.
Glad she’s having a good time on a Friday morning!
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Jun 10
Not sure what some drivers think they are accomplishing with a close pass while laying on their horn. But I certainly hope they look in their rear view mirrors to see me smiling and waving. Oh, and occasionally the middle finger.
#biketoworkKC
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Jun 8
I guess the upside to being close passed by a school bus is that it wasn’t full of children being shown a bad example.
#MondaysOff #IbikeKC
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Jun 6
After a more or less successful #fixedgearFriday was pondering bicycle choices for the Saturday morning #biketoworkKC when I realized, yet again, that it is really morning zeke’s decision to make & Friday night zeke just needs to get some sleep.
#seemsreasonable
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Jun 5
Ended up working late to finish up some things and then do some much needed cleaning & rearranging items around the shop.
Tasty leftovers for dinner at 10 PM on the #tinycouch is still a tasty dinner no matter the time.
#bicycleshoplife #WBB
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Jun 3
Listen religious weirdo, you seem nice enough but I’m not your brother, no we weren’t waiting with stuff for you cause we didn’t know you were coming, & no shit the wooden pillars in the building used to be trees. Everything wood was. #JFC #bicycleshoplife Haha
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Jun 3
Don’t be the mark but for many of you it’s to late and we all are paying the price
#TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTBAFatG4/
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May 31
#SleepinSunday is still a thing but walking up at 6am due to a thunderstorm is alright. Now if I also had a cuddle buddy… ah well.
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May 29
Broke a sweat getting rain gear on only to not need it at all & was just getting sweaty cause it was on.
Ah well. #cyclistlife #biketoworkKC #fixedgearFriday #thankquad #CityMarketCoffee
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May 29
Did a little exploring of the newish downtown KC protected bicycle lanes while soft pedaling home on a moist #ThirstyThursday
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May 25
My new #housemate said today that she liked that I still did #MondayRitual although the crew I started doing it with however long ago have quit going. So to combat the minor depression that started surfacing in my brain earlier, I’m there.
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May 22
Well alrighty then. Been expecting #fixedgearFriday to be a wet one. Guess that’s changed and the rain has moved out of the area. May have to switch which #fixedgear gets used for #ridetoworkridehome
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May 20
Random thought of the day. Wonder if whichever clown I worked with in Iowa that used to complain to our boss about my Twitter posts still follows me?
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May 20
Granted I suspect he was one of the mechanics that spent more time complaining about a former employee &/or the work that the sales staff & customers asked to be done than actually doing any of the work. #bicycleshoplife
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