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Joined June 2014
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26 Jul 2024
Hey, Witch from the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film, using your sex prediction powers, Who will score the last minute play-off winner that will get @QPR promoted 32 years from now?
@roykeanereviews
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Feb 17
It's Lunar New Year, yes it's Lunar New Year, it's L L L L L L L L Lunar New Year...
@DannyJohnJules
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The Slug & Lettuce.
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Jan 10
So I now have to pay money to get grok to generate images of Elon musk vigorously fellating horses??
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29 Dec 2025
I mean, surely there's a cheaper way to get him to drink from a glass you've pissed in?
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26 Nov 2025
Congratulations to whoever wrote the script for the latest @sky advert on the radio. Getting him to say "It's Danny Diarrhea" was a masterstroke.
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10 Nov 2025
Every time I see this poster in the optician's window at the bus stop I find myself immediately saying "It's like a blooming spaceship" like some kind of #Ghosts blooper reel. @JimHowick
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31 Oct 2025
Halloween tip:
It's basically an American thing so if any groups of kids come trick or treating, go the whole hog and shoot at them with firearms for trespassing on your property.
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29 Oct 2025
@ExWHUEmployee
Please could help and share this to as many West Ham fans as we can
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30 Oct 2025
Anyone going to the London Stadium on Sunday please could I ask that there is a round of applause on the 43rd min of the game in order to honour my cousin who lost his 2 year battle with cancer at the young age of 43! O was a lifelong fan and supporter of the club
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20 Sep 2025
Latest Pulp track, Got to have love, has as bit where Jarvis asks "Well I'll spell it out for you yeah..."
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Because The Rutles were fucking amazing.
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Whatβs an assist you can never get tired of watching?
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4 Sep 2025
Today it was explained to me that modern day Japan has one of the lowest ever recorded birth-rates, not because of any economic or socio-political reasons, but because their vaginas are pixilated.
I don't even think he was joking.
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4 Sep 2025
The irony of me forgetting that yesterday was the third of September, that day I'll always remember.
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22 Aug 2025
Obviously fake due to the correct spelling
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18 Jul 2025
Wow! Didnβt expect anywhere near the response to this, so Iβll give away a shed model like this one, to one lucky person who replies βI love shedsβ and reposts
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