Comebacks are epic. Watch out.
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6 Oct 2024
The Star Spangled Banner as you've never heard it
“The thing that separates the American Christian from every other person on earth is the fact that he would rather die on his feet, than to live on his knees.”
— George Washington
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Jun 13
Tell Sanchito that if
He knows what is good for him
He best go run and hide
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Jun 10
Today, I hit 20,000 total crunches for 2026.
Also, day 1,200 of walking 3 miles without missing.
Distanced walked: LA → NYC → Miami
MAHA 🇺🇸💪
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Jun 6
Hello, my British frens. Bangers & mash pan sauce. How’d I do?
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Jun 6
Fukin embarassing. Do better Idaho.
Jun 5
The City of Boise, Idaho, posted a video featuring "June," a male librarian pretending to be a woman, to announce a "Pride resource fair" that's offering "affirming services" and LGBTQ merch.
Your tax dollars are being used to fund this shit.
Cc @GovernorLittle
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May 24
Denver airporters are still “masked-up for my safety” 😂
@KathleenEdge — what’s up with your people?
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May 24
“his flight just departed”
release his bowels when they hit turbulence
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May 24
Airplane seat neighbor when I open a can of sardines on my flight
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May 24
*want
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May 23
Gotta say, the fiesta scene looks lit 🔥
Think marijuana is harmless? Think again! (‘80s)
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This video is an AI generated parody from RetroSludge, a YouTube channel dedicated to similar AI generated parodies. No such ad was ever produced as part of an anti-drug campaign.
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