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First game of the year. WooSox came to the South, so we headed to the big city. ⚾️ #dirtywater

Scouting north of the house today and saw this beauty.. 5 days 🍗

Point on the doll where they hurt you. 🏒 🇺🇸 v. 🇨🇦 🏅

Movie stars are not reliable sources for political advice. They pretend to be other people every day for money and will say anything for a price. They'll even cry. Besides, AI is gonna replace them all within the next decade or so, and nobody will remember them anyway.

There are two separate list prices to end the "homeless" problem in America. One is the price if you are willing to call bums, tramps, and hobos what they are — bums, tramps, and hobos. That price is a lot less than $20 billion. The other is the price if you insist on calling bums "homeless". That price is infinity dollars. Because you can't solve a problem, no matter how much money you spend, until you understand what they problem is. If you call a guy "homeless", that means you think the problem is that he doesn't have a home. But the problem isn't THAT he doesn't have a home, it's WHY he doesn't have a home. He doesn't have a home because he is incapable of the basic life tasks you have to do so that you have one. So buying him a place to lay his head won't fix anything. It won't make him less addicted to heroin. Or less schizophrenic. Or less antisocial and unable to sustain the basic human relationships necessary to have a job or an income. The problem isn't that they don't have things. So you can't fix them by giving them things. It's that they can't do things. So what you have to do is stop giving them things so they have to fix themselves. And if they can't, you physically remove them from society so they can't bother functional people. And if you're not adult enough to be willing to do that, because you can't stand looking mean, then you're not adult enough to be trusted with $20 billion to "fix homelessness".

Changed the bag and the belt on the G4, and that thing started munchin rug like a rockstar..

Dear @Sec_Noem and @CMDROpAtLargeCA I'd like to recommend a highly effective non-lethal tool for riot and crowd control. You don't even need the cannons, just douse em down and they'll melt like sugar.

2026 is gonna be so LIT!!!!

Didn't expect that tonight..

We tried to check this weird cat we found in the backyard for a collar to post on the new Ring Search Party, but it's mean as hell and all we got was this picture.

That stoopid clock in the front room is finally right. So that's one less thing to stress about..

We had a gotta get away feeling, so we hit the woods for a few days..

Waffle House on the way home woulda been just fine if it wasn't for the guy with his his cell on speaker.

I'm usually pretty good around the kitchen appliances, but I still can't figure out how to control the icemaker from either giving me just one piece of ice, or all of them.

Whirlwind tour to finish the bucket list ballparks, plus two games in Boston. Now we double back.

We are nearly done with the quest to visit every stadium. Angels v. Mets #29/30 ✔️

Somehow, I'm pretty sure I missed Tuesday. I began to suspect it when I missed trash day on Thursday. I tried, but I have no memory of anything that occurred that day. 🤔

I fell asleep on the back patio until 4 a.m., and now I have 7 mosquito bites. Both elbows, my thumb, and two on my face. I think it might actually be leprosy. 🧌

I had a squirrel problem with my bird feeder, so I bought a live trap for relocation, but I also bought a bb gun. Now I'm having so much fun shooting the squirrels, I haven't even opened the trap. 🤣