YOINK!

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it

In other news....I got into the PTA program ive been trying to get into FOR FUCKIN YEEEAAARS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anime lied to us dayo ಥ﹏ಥ

Crelly has something important to tell you all. (ft @crellythecow, @LaynaLazar, @FroggyLoch, and Maddi but he doesn't use Twitter so lmao)

I'm just cleaning📛 #Henya #henyart #henyathegenius

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

Season 2 ending will always be in my heart 💕

🗣️CULERO CULERO CULERO!! Korean fans mocking the refs by learning new Mexican words taught to us by our Mexican friends last game. Cultural exchanges. Too funny. 😂😂 Credit - @tuh0n

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

You’ll probably want to see this one as well….

They have f*cking DUCKS in Mexico shirts😭🦆🇲🇽

And the Oscar goes to....

It's like watching the Mona Lisa being painted