🚨 BREAKING:
With his 3 goals today, Messi now has the most hat tricks ever in international games (11).
He has surpassed Cristiano Ronaldo (10), achieving this in 28 fewer international games🤯.
The best playmaker, the best goalscorer, the best player ever 🐐.
Não, pô. Que o Messi não é mais o mesmo, vai chegar velho, tá se escondendo na MLS, vai fazer nada nessa Copa e bla bla bla.
Enquanto este homem pisar de chuteira em um gramado, ELE SERÁ O MELHOR DO MUNDO.
🚨🇺🇸🇲🇦FIFA press officer interrupted a Mexican journalist during Morocco’s press conference, instructing him to ask questions in English only!
This is the worst World Cup ever.
Marco Rubio thinks Trump’s UFC event at the White House belongs in the same conversation as the Moon landing. 😂
So, I guess: “One small step for morons… one giant leap for moronkind?”
Seriously, America is being run by blithering fucking idiots.
Trump used the Armed Forces Full Honor Cordon — soldiers who escort fallen heroes and heads of state — to usher UFC fighters past Abraham Lincoln’s statue like they’re celebrities on a red carpet. I am LIVID. And everyone else should be too.