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It’s really not that hard, @espn... Learn from the pros.
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I’m not joking when I say, that was the silkiest sequence of hockey I’ve ever seen. Just straight FILTH. #TeamUSA

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You never need a dictator. Da fuck
Trump: "Usually they say, 'he's a horrible dictator-type person.' I’m a dictator. But sometimes you need a dictator."
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @ZDRoberts after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
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There is no chance that they should ever go back to the old helmets after seeing this. Red Helmets are elite.

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This is the video. Tre’Davious White stopping in his tracks to watch the closing video at Highmark Stadium as Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls plays 🥹
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One of my favourite videos of all time is this Edmonton police dog that had enough time to play in the snow before catching the bad guy
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LONGEST TD RUN BY A BILLS QB IN HISTORY ‼️ #ProBowlVote @JoshAllenQB 📺: FOX
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Frosty the Snow-Hippo is a fairy tale, they say He was made of snow, but Hugo did know How he came to life one day! ✨ Hugo met his frosty twin this past weekend. ☃️ Made by our animal care team and packed with yummy veggies, this tiny snowman was love at first bite. 🥕
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20 Nov 2025
The comment section under this post is pure gold. 😂
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals. As a Jewish American I still support this 100%
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13 Nov 2025
What a privilege to be tired from work you once begged the universe for. what a privilege to feel overwhelmed by growth you used to dream about. what a privilege to be challenged by a life you created on purpose. What a privilege to outgrow things you used to settle for.
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No matter how many times you’ve watched it, Max the dog playing with his duck friend Fred never fails to make your day
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8 Nov 2025
LMAO
Replying to @Chad_Hominem_
this is literally exactly what happened with me. rarely smoked and overdosed and have had a panic attack, have struggled with anxiety since.
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5 Nov 2025
Is the WH X account just a parody now? Brainless 😂
The map that made the left cry. Never forget. 🏆
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This shit is so funny to me
My experience voting in NYC: 1. No ID required 2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row 3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot 4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row
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