MEAT SANDWICH RESURRECTION!!! 3:12
Joined March 2026
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Jun 16
My therapy sessions have turned into a weekly conversation about the human condition and consciousness is beginning to feel like a daydream, in which I am blissfully detached from everything. I have never felt so comfortable in my life and it kinda rocks.
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Jun 16
There is a sense of freedom to be gained from dropping the mask, abandoning your comfortable delusions, and accepting yourself for who you are at any given time. And nobody can ever take that away from you.
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Jun 14
There is not a single likable character in the movie Twister. It is full of inaccuracies and the story is stupid as fuck.
I love it.
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Jun 14
I’m tripping and all I have eaten today, besides a handful of shrooms, is a can of tuna. I’m so hungry but cooking seems like a lot of effort.
This is quite a situation.
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Jun 14
I just ate a gram of Panaeolus cyanescens that I was given for my birthday.
It’s not really my birthday, but I was able to convince the clerk to give them to me anyway. 😂
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Jun 14
Don’t block me, @Terrorist_Thiel. You’re the Sir Edmund Hilllary of trolling. At least according to you. You should be able to handle anything I can throw at you.
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Jun 14
Hey @McDutchoven, I’m going to need you to stop coming into my lawn late at night and watering my hostas. It’s pretty fucking weird.
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Jun 14
I can’t keep you.
I can’t hold you tight.
I can’t love you, see.
Despite my hurtful ways, I can still make you blush.
youtu.be/xtaxpCCKFy0?is=Vlw4…
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Jun 14
The Raveonettes are one of the best bands of the past two decades. Their music sounds like Buddy Holly joined Sonic Youth to make a motion picture soundtrack on mushrooms.
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Jun 14
Apple butter makes an amazing glaze. If you’re not using it, you should start immediately.
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Jun 10
I won’t stop seeking revenge against all of the people who ever made me feel uncomfortable online, because I’m a f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶e̶r̶ independent researcher and journalist.
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Jun 2
I am going to become super active on this website, share my opinions about every current event, advocate for things I don’t care about because that’s what everyone else is doing, and claim I’m doing it all to fight for democracy.
I am going to be a part of the lifeless 10%!
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Jun 2
Hey @McDutchoven, do you agree with your Republican friend here?
MAGA are absolutely a bunch of morons. No critical thinking skills. No emotional intelligence. No intellectual depth whatsoever. All the signs of an idiot.
It’s not just them, though. Democrats are idiots too.
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May 30
I don’t work for/with anyone online, @McDutchoven. I am contracted by banks and retail stores to work on their hardware. I don’t need extra money and wouldn’t work with anyone even if they asked me to. I don’t really like people and don’t want to deal with them if I can avoid it.
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May 30
Hey @McDutchoven, don’t be like that, honey. You’re making me feel less comfortable about metal detecting on your lawn at 2am with all this hostility.
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May 30
People ask me how I trust an Alexa device in my house. The answer is simple.
The wake word is stored on the local firmware. The device doesn’t constantly listen the way you think it does. Nothing it hears is transferred over the internet unless you’re asking it a question.
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May 30
Using a parody of a guy from Cypress Hill, one of Ted’s favorite shitty wannabe gangster rap groups, is pretty funny. Well played, sir. 😂
May 30
I mean you have 7K followers and can’t muster a single like despite posting nonstop. 😂
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