Unprofessional Theme Park Twitter Guy, who has a bit more professional theme park podcast called "Unbuilt" with new episodes every other Friday! he/him
Joined February 2016
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20 Dec 2024
End of the road!
As I said before, this was a three-and-a-half year project I’m very proud of and I’m so glad it came together as well as it did. Thank you to @OpentheDorman for being just the best cohost ever.
Please do listen!
FINAL EP!
In our epilogue, we look back on the 75 episodes we have produced and glean at insights we have made since we started. In addition, we look at the cutting room floor and select our favorite unbuilt ideas! linktr.ee/unbuiltpod
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Hey @AREA15official you are drunk
👀 Eye Droper is now open at @AREA15official I will share my thought in videos I’ll post today. Great ride with great views. Price needs to come down and I hope they allow @GoPro in the future. I’m excited for the future zones and hopefully future rides as well.
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there's a new incredibly divisive Spielberg movie out that's supposed to be nuts
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The world's worst kept secret is finally out
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BREAKING: Universal Orlando Resort has announced that they are bringing a nightly fireworks show to Epic Universe starting next month!
DETAILS: blogmickey.com/2026/06/unive…
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Resort hopping going extinct sucks big time. Look, I get it, I really do but increase your fucking transportation options then.
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Resort bus verification at Disney Springs is expected to become permanent. Cast Members will scan MagicBands to confirm a valid resort stay, dining res, or recreation activity before boarding. Rollout expected before the July 4 holiday week.
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The fact that this is an actual still on Letterboxd's website is insane
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Also I noticed that the runtime is 76 min but I'm almost certain the one I saw last year was longer. I wonder if anything was cut.
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Rupert can't just die without making one last deal, eh?
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I thought the disclosure day takes couldn’t get stupider but uh, introduce some kids to the trope of alien abduction and youre going to see some of the most insane takeaways of all time I guess
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Seriously they want to cancel the greys. Grey aliens are over party
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This is the second viral video I’ve seen taking place in the gas station up the street from my house
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Kinda glad Disclosure Day is not a part of a franchise or anything so the discourse will fade fast, unfortunately it will be immediately replaced by Toy Story 5 discourse, a film that no matter if it's good or bad it will have haters based solely on the fact that it exists
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It could have a 100% RT, be a genuinely great film and one week from today I'll probably be arguing about it with somebody online bc they hate Bonnie or Woody wasn't in it enough or it didn't fit their headcanon or it just wasn't Toy Story 1 and they aren't 5 years old anymore
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I think it is the fact that Toy Story 3 (which has been thru its own critically negatory revisionism) was seen as such a perfect capper that any future installment, no matter how well they craft it, just breaks people's brains. And idk, I just would like to see a good movie
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I wasn't a fan of Gameoverse either but this is just obnoxiously lame
Official Kickstarter parody promo for ‘Chimptopia’ by @calmdown_robby, launching June 20th.
The animated sitcom follows three 20-something friends as they scramble to make enough money to avoid eviction from their landlord, Chimp.
Link ⬇️
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I think the Knicks finally winning a championship should genuinely shut up Mamdani haters forever and we should just all elect progressives and have the promise that they will get one of their teams to win a championship. Just rig the sports now for the greater good
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So that’s why he didn’t win for Marty Supreme: he was playing himself
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“WAY RATHER THIS THAN THE OSCARS!” 🔥
Timothée Chalamet hyped for the Knicks title 🏆
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I can’t believe this is likely John Williams’ final score but what a way to go out youtu.be/z3Z923Obv6s?is=DNwl…
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Apology accepted
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I think maybe Spielberg does need to apologize for his career kinda
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Rest in peace to Gene Shalit, a man whose Kermit the Frog interview went absolutely off the rails in 1984.
Nobody has interviewed a Muppet like this since.
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