Astro PhD | White House @PIFgov Fellow #AI stuff @USDOL | fmr @highalphainno | dachshund enthusiast | πŸ™ŒπŸ½ #womeninstem #mentalhealth I thoughts are someone's

Joined April 2014
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So excited for my first day today in #CivicTech service as a #PIF2021 fellow! I'm detailed to the Dept of Labor’s Office of Disability Employment Policy, working to mitigate bias in #AI and #machinelearning in HR tools for job seekers and employees with disabilities. Stay tuned!
βœ¨πŸŽ‰ Today we announce 34 NEW Presidential Innovation Fellows. These industry leaders & changemakers will serve as entrepreneurs in residence, collaborating w/ 22 federal agencies on 26 different #CivicTech projects to serve & empower the public! #PIF2021 gsa.gov/blog/2020/10/19/pass…
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Been on hold with @amazon for so long that I thought "wonder if I could play this hold music by ear", taught myself to play it on the piano, and wrote a little accompaniment. If you're a masochist that loves calling customer service, give me a call. AFTER I GET OFF THE PHONE.
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In case anyone happens to be in the market for a woodspirit carving. Hand carved by some random girl in the Midwest. Canopus fineline.org/products/501023… #art #woodworking

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Just learned that this guy from my tiny hometown of Berea, Ohio launched both Pringles as head of Proctor & Gamble and also DARPA as Secretary of Defense so now I feel like I must be destined for greatness.
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Maria Patterson πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
🌟πŸ₯³πŸ› οΈ Apply for #PIF2024 now through July 7! Our final info session on 6/29 at 12 pm ET is the perfect chance to get inspired to use your tech skills to serve πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ learn how to apply for a federal job. Visit pif.gov to register apply! #civictech #techjobs #ai
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the pitch clock is an affront to mental health: 1 hour and 57 minutes is not long enough to distract me from the crippling anxiety of being alive
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How neat. Researchers claim to have found, at long last, an "einstein" tile - a shape that tiles the plane in a pattern that never repeats. First two authors appear to have no academic affiliations. arxiv.org/abs/2303.10798
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"I'll just put these important things right here in this spot where they clearly belong because that obviously makes sense so I definitely won't lose them," she says the very last time she ever sees those important things.
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Maria Patterson πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Looking for a path into government high impact work as an early career/recent grad technologist? Consider applying to @USDigitalCorps November 21-30! It's an amazing cohort culture, a unique opportunity to improve government for the public every day. #Techjobs #TechForGood
The wait is over! Applications for our 2023 cohort will open Monday, November 21st. We are hiring early-career & recent graduates in tech to work on high-impact projects that serve the American people. Preview the process and RSVP for an info session☟ digitalcorps.gsa.gov/process…
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Rare and special night out for us, on the Colts sidelines (!) in support of #kickingthestigma #mentalhealth. Thank you, @Colts @KalenIJackson.
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As though expense reports weren't bad enough, this already embarrassing dinner receipt from "Mighty Fine Burgers" puts your order modifications on their itemized receipts so now my boss will have to formally approve the 8 add-ons to the burger I stress ate while traveling.
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"Good baseball today." - expert analysis from Maria Patterson. Stay for the insights.
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Warehouse 13 marathon!! Haven't seen this in ages. Watching while eating ice cream for lunch in my hotel room so this work trip is the best one in a while. @EddieMcClintock @Warehouse13
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Cheers to all my nerd friends out there that have been working on this forever. Really nice. #JWST
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It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field. Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: nasa.gov/webbfirstimages
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In case anyone is still worried about artificial intelligence taking over the world, just know that every time I let my 9 lb long-haired dachshund outside, my Nest security camera sends me an alert for a "person in the backyard," so I think we're good for a while.
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Looking for that high-impact, mission-driven job? Want to use your tech and innovation powers for good? Apply to be a Presidential Innovation Fellow (@pifgov). I feel like PIF was the best way for me to serve in my own nerd way. apply.pif.gov. Apps open thru June 24.
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Can't wait soooo excited for the meeting during which we prep for another meeting about how to deal with those other meetings.
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You get your name on that moon right this minute!!!
We’re getting ready for #Artemis I β€” and we want to take you with us. Add your name to the upcoming mission and it will be flown aboard the @NASA_Orion spacecraft as it orbits the Moon: go.nasa.gov/3sApTuG