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OptimalTrog πŸ¦‡ @OptimalTrog

He/Him Resident troglodyte, dbd enjoyer/sufferer, sometimes streamer, demon looper and buckfast tonic wine enjoyer

Joined December 2021
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OptimalTrog πŸ¦‡@OptimalTrog
29 Oct 2023
One of the biggest things that sticks with me whenever I spend time with my pals is the first ever mon in I came home from. Mum said β€œJohn you’ve found your people” and I really can’t think of a better way of describing it. Thank you all ❀️
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Hearing flower of Scotland tonight is just gonna hit different 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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From Thursday onwards this will be a dedicated World Cup Twitter account
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after getting a hit you shouldnt go for the down right away? if you go for the down straight away it kinda wasting time because you could get power and snowball. I was iri 1 like 3 seasons in a row and oni was one of my best killers I would know
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Living in constant fear that evil Larry is gonna get me isn’t healthy
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Green hell tonight with @Zohzee_ @TheComplexWolf and Kal. What could go wrong 🀩
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This is me now and I won’t be taking any further questions at this time
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Having never gave a fuck about trophies in gaming before, I’ve decided to start out with San Andreas and fuck me,the amount of collectible shit you need to get is fucking taking it out of me!
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HeatherLara 🌸@HeatherLaraTV
Jan 12
you’re gonna have way more fun playing dbd if you start thinking β€œomg that play by the other player was great!” instead of getting mad about it
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I’ve honestly fucked my sleeping pattern and not quite sure how
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RT @alizefromhell: good afternoon to trans women and trans women only
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Playing solo queue dbd at this time of night should be illegal
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Staggiez@Staggiezz
24 Nov 2025
Nemesis players, can you run a mori if you see me in your lobby and tunnel the absolute shit out of me? Please.. please.. PLEASE! 😩
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Installing rivals again could choose to be the best or worst decision of my life
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Wouldn’t be surprised if the folk who hate 2v8 like scranning uncooked pot noodles
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SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ₯ΉπŸ’™
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FUCKING YESSSS SCOTT MCTOMINAY
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Being ill sucks farts
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Calling 2v8 gamers!!! 🚨🚨 Do you like the 2v8 killer?? Cause I like the 2v8 killer. If anybody fancy’s a wee duo stream or whatever that be nice
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Hello. Straker asked me to be on his team and that’s kinda cool. Very excited to take part 🫑
Straker@StrakerPlays
25 Oct 2025
Very honoured to have been asked to be a team leader for this one - see yous tomorrow! it's gonna be amazing
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