I'm that Gull. The one you see at the end of @SFGiants games.

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You are literally the president of a baseball team. You’re acting like a petulant child who got told no TV on school nights. Show a little decorum dude. Act like a grownup.
27 Apr 2022
It is sad how few fans are at the game. Maybe the local media can look into the @SFGiants marketing? Ask some questions. Get to the bottom of what is going on.
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What was their penalty Josh? Such performative bullshit dude. Not coming into discussions with good faith arguments is why you’re a laughing stock amongst your piers.
What does MLB think it’s doing penalizing players for their Christian faith? They owe us some answers. Right now.
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Do what JD? Do what?
Trump won we don’t have to do this anymore
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Oracle Park Seagull  retweeted
Congrats to the Golden Knights, who got EXACTLY what they deserved: the single worst goaltending performance in Stanley Cup history. Puck don't lie.
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Fox is now “declining to comment” about their alleged “hybrid approach” to the hydration breaks. So far, we have had 21 hydration breaks and every single one has been a full-screen commercial break.
Midway through Day 4 of the World Cup and Fox has gone to full-screen ads during every hydration break. When asked when we'll begin seeing the "hybrid approach" and at what frequency, Fox declined comment.
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In my mind, I'm goin' to Carolina. #StanleyCup
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Pretty sure we need a drip trau hogs out moment. #SFGiants
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I do love this. East, west, east, west, west, east, west, east.
Eight different teams have won the NBA Finals in the last eight seasons 😳 This extends the longest streak of unique champions in league history 🏆
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Warriors: eeehh, sorry to break this with a 2018 win.
Eight different teams have won the NBA Finals in the last eight seasons 😳 This extends the longest streak of unique champions in league history 🏆
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Everyone talkin bible verses. Here’s mine: 'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word And love dares you to care for The people on the edge of the night And love dares you to change our way of Caring about ourselves This is our last dance This is our last dance This is ourselves
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Bowie/Mercury From the book of Pressure: 3:33-39
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Unspoken rule when the eagles are covering World Cup games.
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First baseball game ⚾️ they replaced the eagle flyover with seagulls
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Hey @NBA - you taking notes?
The NBA needs to adopt this. The Paraguay player flopped and the ref reviewed it and gave him a yellow card. Soccer has it figured out 🤝
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A fable is a short, fictitious story designed to teach a moral lesson. Seems a little on the nose, don’t ya think?
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Yes.
Can someone with ball knowledge tell me if Paraguay is really trash or if the U.S. is actually decent this year?
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Welp. Already hate the World Cup commercials.
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No kore boo birds. They’re saying Eldridge right now.
Boo birds are out after the last @Nationals hit/run. Currently 9-1. For the record. Not a Boo Bird myself.
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BRYCE ELDRIDGE WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM!
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Bryce Eldridge hit a walk-off grand slam. The Giants overcame an eight-run deficit to win 11-10. That's one of the wildest wins they've ever had in this ballpark.
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Eldridge! Wales it off! #SFGiants
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