💰£44k invested in ₿itcoin | 36 year old sharing his portfolio | ₿itcoin maxi with a TradFi toolbox!

Joined January 2026
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First portfolio update! Bitcoin 0.53 Or 53,000,000 Satoshi’s £30,800 Stocks and shares ISA £7336 Total= £38,136 Road to 100k!
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🍊 Here it is people! Markets ready to send it 🚀
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says peace deal with Iran is officially complete and the Strait of Hormuz is now open.
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🍊Did you know 25% of the new Mag8 hold ₿itcoin on the balance sheet? Be honest!
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Morning ☕️ 🇺🇸 The US Gov just blocked the world from using Anthropic’s latest model. Despite us previously having access. Stating national security! 🇬🇧 Don’t worry UK will boot up ours now! Surely we’ve been investing in AI? Right. Right..
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🍊 The like button now has a rocket animation 🤣🚀
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How long can tradfi hold off before they get paid daily??
In order to receive the first daily dividend in capital markets history, you must hold $SATA at close today.
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🍊The scape goat is secure. Fresh start, rebrand crypto and OFF WE GOOOO!! Sam Bankman-Fried lost his appeal to overturn his 2023 fraud conviction and 25-year prison sentence related to the FTX collapse!
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Sad day for my ₿itcoin hating tradfi bros. Looks like you just inadvertently invested in some BTC ;)
BREAKING: Elon Musk’s SpaceX goes public holding 18,712 Bitcoin on its balance sheet, now 8th-largest corporate Bitcoin holder
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Orange ₿alance 🇬🇧 retweeted
yes, because Trump rigged it
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😂 could you imagine! Retail as exit liquidity and BTC accumulation!! Would have to wait until earnings report for the BTC update. Can’t see it myself but they already do own a large stack of BTC!
At 9am tomorrow SpaceX will have more cash on hand than any other tech company. Time to increase their Bitcoin holdings
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Posting this again!! Weeks of no end to the war, yesterday Trump says deal. Today Iran says deal. Coordinated to coincide! It’s a different government to Biden. Keep up with the rules or get left behind. Yes exit liquidity is also coming! But there’s a reason it’s launching on a Friday!
🍊 SpaceX IPO End of Iran war Next couple of weeks Coordinated to coincide! Market will send it 🚀 That will be local top
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JUST LEAVING THIS HERE… Keep your receipts ;)
🍊 SpaceX IPO End of Iran war Next couple of weeks Coordinated to coincide! Market will send it 🚀 That will be local top
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Orange ₿alance 🇬🇧 retweeted
Other nations are accumulating Bitcoin quietly. We should be doing it loudly, on the record, by law.
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🍊 A reminder to not get emotional during bear markets. This is where the progress is made! “Bitcoin is being accumulated quietly by other nations, and the U.S. 'should be doing it loudly, on the record, by law’” — U.S. Senator Cynthia Lummis 🇺🇸
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Orange ₿alance 🇬🇧 retweeted
I’m having a field day buying Bitcoin in and around the 200 WMA.
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🍊Claude Fable 5 Can’t crack ₿itcoin. Tick tock next block 🤣
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This was done using Fable 5 for those wondering!
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Orange ₿alance 🇬🇧 retweeted
This is boring 🥱 Going back to lay in the grass… Wake me up when the rest of the world figures out this Bitcoin thing
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Sniff sniff 😂
🍊 BTC goes sniff sniff Precious metals go sniff sniff Prepare accordingly!
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Orange ₿alance 🇬🇧 retweeted
🍊 BTC goes sniff sniff Precious metals go sniff sniff Prepare accordingly!
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