Civil War historian and pro wrestling theorist. Depressed millennial redneck. Mentioned as ''Some wag on Twitter'' on NJPW WORLD. he/him/y'all

Joined September 2023
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If someone criticizes a wrestling company and your response is to attack "the other" wrestling company, you have conceded the argument and exposed yourself as a tribalistic dipshit.
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Praise Gotch. 🙏
I hope Great-O-Khan is in the same block as Jake Lee. Let's see who the real sickos are.
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You are weak, your bloodline is weak, and history will forget you. You can have my Lion Mark when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
Peak Shin Nihon flu has left my body. I'm ready to admit I'm just a casual Shin Nihon fan now.
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This was not an invitation to argue with me about fucking Danhausen.
The only mistake AEW made with Danhausen was signing Danhausen.
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【新日本】新王者・辻陽太が新体制に改革要求…AEW合同興行〝ボイコット〟も示唆「IWGPの価値守る」|東スポWEB #njpw tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/…
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People throwing a tantrum over this are embarrassingly fucking stupid.
#ANDNEW Great-O-Khan & HENARE defeat Knock Out Brothers to win the IWGP Tag Team Championships and enter the G1! #njDOMINION
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The only mistake AEW made with Danhausen was signing Danhausen.
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More young wrestlers should watch Hiroshi Hase in general.
I really want Kevin Knight to start doing Hiroshi Hase’s Golden Arm Bomber uranage variation as his finisher. Show him the tapes, sickos
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I hope Great-O-Khan is in the same block as Jake Lee. Let's see who the real sickos are.
ICYMI - the first participants of G1 Climax 36 have been revealed! By way of their championship victory, HENARE & Great-O-Khan have also qualified. The final 4 will be determined in qualifying matches on 6/23 and 7/6 Be there when the tournament kicks off July 11 in Chicago 🇺🇸. NOW Arena 🎟️ ticketmaster.com/event/04006… #njpw #G1CLIMAX36
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Most of your NJPW takes are fucking wretched.
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I thought Tsuji and Newman had a great match, and I applaud them for doing it in a tight 25 minutes and resisting the urge to go 30 . #njDOMINION
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The table blew the spot. I hope Tsuji didn't blow out his elbow. #njDOMINION
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Anybody else watch enough NJPW to notice when the font on the chyrons changes? #njDOMINION
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New York electing a Muslim socialist and the Knicks instantly winning the Finals six months later Cannot tell me that shit is coincidental
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Some godly Neanderthal shit here with Henare and Yuto Ice #njDominion
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HENARE blocking a closed fist punch with his skull sounds impossible but is a thing that just happened. #njDOMINION
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Can Aaron Wolf please wrestle somebody besides House of Torture, please? #njDOMINION
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Websites were saying a few months ago that we should expect AEW participation in G1 Climax 36. Our AEW participation? Konosuke Takeshita and Gabe Kidd. 😄 #njDOMINION
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Apparently the New York Knickerbockers won a sports match while I was napping up for #njDOMINION.
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The IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Championship could be this instead of fuckery lasagna we're going to see later. #njDOMINION
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I have earbuds in and I can hear "Me Muero" in one ear and the dub theme in the other. #njDOMINION
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