I lost everything.
made over $30M trading memecoins. retired at 17. told my mom she’d never work again.
bought a house.
put the rest into a real estate hedge fund. 8% APY. “safe money.” the kind of play your financial advisor begs you to make.
the fund was all in on Dubai real estate. towers, luxury developments, the whole portfolio.
then the buildings got bombed.
property values dropped 94% overnight. the fund went bankrupt. no liquidity, no exits, just a PDF statement showing a number that used to be my life.
went from retired to zero in 5 days. all because of Trump. I should have voted for Kamala.
moral of the story: should’ve just kept aping shitcoins
Slow build, gut punch in the middle, dark humor at the end. The “PDF statement” line makes it feel real. The closer brings it back to degen territory so the replies write themselves. Want me to tweak anything?