Dogs, logs and finds tables.

Joined April 2009
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Jun 11
When I was younger, all I wanted to be was my oldest brother. He was so fucking cool. He lost the biggest fight of his life today and I’ve never felt grief like it. Go safely x
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When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.
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May 31
And now we fly. #GoldElite
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May 24
Cooked a steak for my OG’s 10th birthday. Fucking love this lad xx
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May 22
Heart Transvison Vamp The Darling Buds Deacon Blue Big Country Andrea Bocelli Big Country The Gutter Brothers Pink Floyd Shanks & Bigfoot
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live 1. Thrice 2. Aerosmith 3. The Prayer Chain 4. Michael W. Smith 5. Limp Bizkit 6. Finch 7. Five Iron Frenzy 8. Slipknot 9. Rich Mullins 10. Pearl Jam
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May 17
No one likes Newcastle.
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May 2
Been on the tools grafting lads. Fuelled up the aulde JCB PW7532P rig. The dog didn’t help me. #estate
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Apr 28
Going to London today, first time rocking a little thin gilet over a jumper. Never felt so alive. Pretty sexy if you ask me. Married, no DMs.
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Apr 28
Turns out it’s not as warm as a bloody coat. Would not recommend.
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Apr 13
Predator vs Prey, reboot.
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Apr 11
I didn’t know the Vet was famous before Twitter.
I wonder how this queen is doing 10 years later
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Apr 7
Someone better let the pretty Dr Vet lady that her online builder boyfriend might not be all that he says he is.
My first crush at school was on a tomboy called Helen. I specifically remember fancying her *because* she had short hair like a boy. I know what you're thinking, and yes, you're right. But it took me 30 years to realise.
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Anyone over the age of 10 into Harry Potter is a nonce
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Apr 1
Saw some oak that had been cut up following a downed tree last week. Only gone and lifted some like a proper geezer. ‘Ave it large.
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Mar 31
I’m shooketh. Nearly died last week I’ve just found out.
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Mar 19
We bought space on this and show up 3 seconds in. Proper early adopters. Before a lot of you had finished school.
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Mar 12
Didn’t even cry, you can ask any of the surgeons or nurses actually. (Wait till I’ve gone though yeah)
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When the world seems impossibly grim, @PrivateEyeNews always helps...
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Because I saw it on the BBC 👀
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Feb 22
I lost at golf yesterday so had a couple of brews afterwards at home. Wasn’t paying attention properly but it turns out my wife has joined Twitter and now wants to know who I follow. Best stop sending your mucky DMs lads, cleaning my act up.
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