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I can see that Mitch “Mossad” Keller channeled his inner airstrike ability tonight.
Good to see him get assblasted everytime he steps on the fucking mound.
Buccos are fucked.
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Just heard from a source that the Pirates reached out to Waynesburg terrorist Dalton Lucey for “pitching tips and how to pitch in big games” about a month ago.
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The good ol’ June swoon is back for the Buccos.
Reminds of how the Allegheny Gators typically do the ol’ “Allegheny rollover” when it comes to PAC tournament time.
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The entire Pirates bullpen is about as bad as Allegheny’s entire pitching staff when they head to the PAC tournament.
Such terror it’s unbelievable.
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The Pirates bullpen is full of complete firearms.
You want disasters? Come acquire assets from the Pirates bullpen!
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Is Candelaria available tonight?
Asking for a friend.
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The 2026 class of the Pittsburgh Pirates Hall of Fame has been announced!
On Friday, September 4, Wilbur Cooper, John Candelaria, and Jack Wilson will be officially inducted in a pregame ceremony at PNC Park.
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For some reason the Pirates started Davis Wendzel tonight over Spencer Horwitz against a dude who averages 91 mph on his fastball.
I think the Bucs would’ve been better off calling up Waynesburg terrorist Hunter Mamie.
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Ben “Big Balls” McDougal
From the back fields of Bridgeport, WV, to Potomac State, and finally on the big stage showing how big his nuts truly are to the entire world.
What a statement.
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Well I spoke too soon
Since the Bucs are playing really well and are 5 games above .500, let’s name random Pirates terrorists from over the years.
I’ll start: Andy LaRoche, 2008-10.
This terrorist somehow pulled 12 HR’s out of his ass in 2009 and was nothing like his brother Adam.
This guy was ASS
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Since the Bucs are playing really well and are 5 games above .500, let’s name random Pirates terrorists from over the years.
I’ll start: Andy LaRoche, 2008-10.
This terrorist somehow pulled 12 HR’s out of his ass in 2009 and was nothing like his brother Adam.
This guy was ASS
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This Buccos team is missing one thing…
Luke Alvarez.
Instead of Marcell “Tat” Ozuna maybe it’s time to call Luke Alvarez up and see what he’s doing. 16 homeruns sitting on the couch right now.
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Must’ve not waxed on waxed off properly
Shinnosuke Abe has announced his resignation as Yomiuri Giants manager following his arrest on suspicion of assaulting his daughter last night.
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I’m curious to wonder what Allegheny is going to do with Ben Shields.
I think it’s time for the Gators to either cut him or send him back to the backfields of FCL-Charleroi.
Maybe a familiar background (shitty Charleroi) will be key to revive his career.
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Westminster’s World Series this year was sweeping W&J at home this year
Good to see the boys over at Westminster taking moral victories. Never seen a one seed pissed away so quickly.
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Also I didn’t see Westminster today. Seems to have bagged baseball after that hilarious tournament run.
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Went to the regional today and watched Chase “Hit Parade” Perry give up a an absolute bomb to Paul Bunyan today.
That ball still hasn’t landed and W&J decided to empty the bullpen as Anthony “Everyone Scores” Pass pitched and Nate “Spray Chart” Nolan.
What a day.
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Haven’t been on much recently
But it’s been 8,418 days since Thiel won a PAC championship
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Here at the Pirates and I think Michael Lorenzen is a little pushy with his changeup.
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Does anyone know if Westminster plays again this year?
Just asking for a friend.
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Tony “Two Gloves” Marino retweeted
“ sure, buddy you can play shortstop, and bat third tonight. Just as long as your sister‘s gonna be here”
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