Husband, dad, dachshund lover. About to self-publish book 1 of my fantasy series, writing book 2. Unapologetic Astros fan. Devout comma opinions. Ish 59: 1-4.
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Weekend vibes look suspiciously like weekday vibes when you’re Sir Pickles.
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I belong to a writer's group #writerslife. Do you belong to a writer's group? What do you love about it? Have you ever belonged to one that didn't fit you?
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World: Brian, I think you need coffee today.
Me: Riiiight.
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So, big steps coming. I’ve got an artist. She’s working on cover art. I’m going to open a KDP account this weekend. It’s all coming together.
Next up: making sure I like the title of my book. (Sometimes working titles aren’t great actual titles.) #writerslife #WritingCommunity
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A lazy Saturday afternoon for Sir Pickles.
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Come on Blue Jays, end this now.
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This is how you end a chapter:
For a moment or two, nothing happened. Then, as three of the guardsmen turned to look out into the woods, Wyn’s fingers let loose her bowstring, and chaos began.
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Rob Manfred is trying to do more damage to @MLB than Pete Rose ever did. Someone please PLEASE ban him from baseball. Now!
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Hey @JuliaMorales and @RealToddKalas and @blummer27 can we start a petition to get Pedro Leon in the lineup? I say we start a #VoteForPedro campaign. @astros fans, let's get this started.
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Pitted a couple of pounds of cherries. Two kinds. Making cherry pie filling. About 8 cups of cherries. 2 cups of sugar mixed with half a cup corn starch. 1 tablespoon Amaretto. NO WATER.
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Holy cow Loperfido and Cabbage. That’s some Defense @astros.
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Hey @elonmusk how do I get rid of this annoying thing with people talking at the top of my feed?
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The @astros must DFA Jose Abreu right now. Don't even wait for the game to end. He can't hit. He can't field. His error just cost the Astros a run. I'm 100% sure he won't make it up with his bat.
And, yes, the base hit would have scored the run anyway. But that's not the point.
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Me: Got work to do.
My computer: Time to do a decade’s worth of maintenance. Don’t touch anything.
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I don’t do a lot of retweeting, but I’ll make an exception here.
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Domestic violence is a kind of small-scale terrorism. What OJ Simpson did to Nicole Brown Simpson was not the event of one night—it was a years long campaign that thousands of women suffer at other men’s hands. Read Andrea Dworkin’s memorial to Nicole: evergreenreview.com/read/in-…
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