This implies he is still standing outside when he takes his cock out. I would invite him in, cook him dinner, compliment his game play, and THEN give him the head of his life. I'd treat him right, not like a whore. My name is sidney crosby.
this will never not be funny to me. they absolutely embarrassed the fuck out of vegas, shutting out that evil ass team and making carter hart go down as the worst goalie in finals HISTORY, made him CRY and then did the storm surge on THEIR ice and logo
Mitch Marner didn't want to elaborate on his comment about going through "dark times" earlier in his hockey career, but says he will if the Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup.
will never not laugh at sidney crosby being awarded the conn smythe but he’s too busy taking selfies lmfaoo 2017 pittsburgh penguins you will always be famous
ALT Top: White text on a black and red background reads, \"Carolina Hurricanes. Stanley Cup Champions\". \n\nMain: A cutout of the Stanley Cup is in the middle with multiple cutouts of various Carolina Hurricanes players in Carolina Hurricanes uniforms