But, youβre supposed to be overcome with empathy, barely able to contain how horrible you feel?
Legit Disclosure Day reviewβ
Disclosure Day is a comically dreadful, and deeply evil movie, which somehow gets worse the more I think about it.
Aliens kidnap and molest kids after disguising themselves as friendly Disney animals then years later the kids thank them. Empathy - particularly empathy for the child abusing aliens - is declared the greatest virtue in the galaxy, a notion that it is suggested we might wish to form a new religion around
Aside from its grotesque premise, the thing is riddled with barely drawn cliche characters, unintentionally hilarious dialogue, distracting plastic surgery, and a laughably dated setting of a TV newsroom (much of it feels like an unfunny, unaware cover version of Network).
So then, just the typical inversion one has come to expect, with a side of boomer myopia, and an even more batshit than usual wish fulfillment fantasy on the part of the creatorsβ¦
Yet itβs worst cinematic sin
is that
itβs just
so
dreadfully
BORING
π½