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She won't give so much as a 𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑘
on the lips to a boy her age after
months of cutesy, vanilla dates, but
she'll toss his dad's 𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑺𝑨𝑳𝑨𝑫
within 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 meeting him. 👅🥗🍑
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The line for his booth at the 𝑨.𝑽. 𝑬𝒙𝒑𝒐 stretches out the building full of 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 hoping to get two 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 full of 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘, 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐎𝐃-𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐆𝐔𝐍𝐊 to accompany their autographed panties. 🤤
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A good father figure does what a real father can't, including but not limited to: pumping a 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐃 of 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 in between your 𝑔𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑜𝑢𝑠, 𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠.