Writer rep’d by @StaceyKondla. Actor and theatre geek. @Cornell English. Average angst enjoyer. Not a serial killer

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Get a FREE audiobook sample, full supplementary eBook, and first chapter of my upcoming YA Fantasy, OCCULT JENGA! 🧙‍♂️🎲 You'll also get a query letter template if you sign up between now and March. Thanks, #WritingCommunity! Appreciate you all. patrickbohanbooks.com/

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The truth will set you free
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28 Oct 2021
NO DON'T LOOK!!
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23 Oct 2021
How plotters look at the rest of us
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23 Oct 2021
When you took a long break from writing and don't suck
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Writers defending their first draft:
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You don’t hate your old writing cuz it sucks, you hate it cuz a different person wrote it
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Plugging in my manuscript until it’s at 100%
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17 Sep 2021
Nobody: Writers at 1am:
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15 Sep 2021
Due to personal reasons, I will be shipping myself from Transylvania to England in a coffin
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13 Sep 2021
"Write the "Keep it perfect story idea!" in your head!" ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\
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13 Sep 2021
It's not burnout, it's the realization that your hard work is meaningless in today's economy
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13 Sep 2021
If first drafts were a beer:
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Can anyone work while being watched?? I freeze and type gibberish if someone looks at my screen
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Did it hurt? When you realized making friends as an adult required too much effort?
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did it hurt? when you found a tiny plot hole and had to rewrite your entire book?
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27 Aug 2021
Writers hoarding 50 old versions of their manuscripts because they might need to reuse a sentence one day
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21 Aug 2021
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19 Aug 2021
no matter how bad your YA writing is, it's not as bad as Riverdale
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19 Aug 2021
finishing a story? people do that??
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18 Aug 2021
the 3 phases of writing: no story ideas / \ / \ / \ / \ ——— start writing too many but get bored story ideas
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