Teacher, Security Consultant, Cyber Trainer, reluctant public speaker, organiser of hackathons. #infosec #education #FLOSS #emacs Views my own

Joined July 2010
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16 Sep 2020
Committed massive noob mistake I can hear @cornerpirate and @Rab_Ray chuckle. New laptop, on call “oh I’ll show you” forgot to install @Burp_Suite CA. It just slipped my mind. Thank god it was an employer and not a client!
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Paul Mason retweeted
16 Sep 2020
Take a look at yourself sir, hiding behind shit. You should be ashamed. Be open or your opinion has no value. I could go on. You are scum.
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9 Sep 2020
Dad “I’ve got this old laptop, doesn’t boot a lot of the time, I’ve made a recovery disk, I know I need to get into the bios, to change the boot priority, how do I do that?” Me “the real answer is, it could be anyone of the F keys, turn it on and run your finger up and down”
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2 Sep 2020
Was going to do a “In the end there can be only one” but you really don’t want to renegotiate the Barnett formula bit. But WTF is this. Why has he gaffa taped his sword. Bet he’s from one of the Lanarkshires. I once saw a baseball bat with a bread knife taped to it
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2 Sep 2020
don’t call it a lockdown... actually I think it’s called a change in visiting restrictions. It’s a lockdown. yesterday I could hear the cars on the main road, now nothing. Out the window it looks like 28 days later, in fairness it is govanhill so it always looks like that.
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1 Sep 2020
I vote we replace CVSS scores with: bof pifff meh hmmm oooh oh ouch and no way, it let's you do that?!! They keep on saying keep it simple for the board.
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30 Aug 2020
Question: Don’t order multiple things from @amazon much. Yesterday ordered 6 things. 5 cables, sd cards and one dirt cheap 10” laptop It says it will come today in 3 separate orders. Will it? Some person is driving out with a £3 usb 3 to 2 cable. Is this usual? Carbon footprint!
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29 Aug 2020
I think that this is what I'm most proud of. It's 2000, were playing Tuts etc... Won a competition. National Student Music awards. Final in Brixton Academy, prize, day recording at Mada Vale, day mastering at Abbey Road! We thought we were so cool. soundcloud.com/paul-mason-52…
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29 Aug 2020
I was In a lot of bands when young. If this is not to your taste there's inde, electro, songwriters and maybe the the guy who used to play reggae in Sauchiehall St. This is Scottish Socialist Hip Hop. It's Summertime, from scratch, no samples. soundcloud.com/paul-mason-52…
29 Aug 2020
After a chat with @IgorAnicicMusic we decided that Soundcloud would be the best place for all the tracks from various bands in my youth. I sign up, upload a song do a description. Look at it, look at my profile, I have a follower. How's that? Maria must love fat broken men.
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29 Aug 2020
Don't laugh. It could be, it could be. I'm thinking of @ThatKevinSmith Where there is one there must be more. How ever am I going to break it to Maria that she is not my type? Should I follow her so we can see what happens.
100% Yes
0% No
4 votes • Final results
29 Aug 2020
Giving up domains is hard but it has to be done. Especially if you got it when you started and used 1&1 when you didn’t know about things like crazy domains, vps and sudo apt-get install apache2! Goodbye studyhamlet(dot)thing. You will be missed.

ALT toilet paper yes GIF

29 Aug 2020
Put up a dark blind to block the earlier summer light. Now it's projecting the flats across the road onto the wall. Theres a name for that. Is it camera obscura?
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27 Aug 2020
Well today was odd. Welcome new followers. Have a song. youtu.be/DNobqcfLb2Y it came up randomly. I did know @DiRealShaggy and @OfficialSting made an a album. Listen to it, it’s like Lewis Carol met Bob Marley. It’s worth the 4 mins of your life. Shaggy be speaking some truth!
27 Aug 2020
In this job I’m doing just now they be loving Jira, which I haven’t looked at in years. Given I was,once described as “the least agile person ever” today will not be easy. I much prefer sloth development. Leave me alone I’m climbing a tree here.

ALT happy sloth GIF

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17 Aug 2020
This will be a #rant it’ll change nothing but It has to be said. The headline. Dumping all my music from @GooglePlayMusic into @youtubemusic has not been good. Waking up to find that “morning music” is Portishead’s Dummy was poor, very poor. Who gets out of bed to Dummy?
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17 Aug 2020
Next I could only download a song three times. Songs I HAD written. My own music, sanctioned by you. OK that’s what happened but @google I’d thought you’d be better than that, but no I just contribute to the almighty algorithm... now it’s dump all your stuff into @youtube
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17 Aug 2020
@youtube is a massive haven for non licensed music. You don’t seem to care about that, however now it’s almost impossible for me to get a track out which I made myself to share. I’ll look forward to listening to Dummy tomorrow youtu.be/4qQyUi4zfDs