Pultizer-Prize Winning Journalist known for extensive coverage of the #IndiaPakistanWar
Joined October 2023
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I heard you can buy those on the computer
Buying some snacks
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Parodies of Trump always fall flat because they’re never anywhere near as funny as he is naturally.
It’s like someone trying to parody a Weird Al parody, it just doesn’t work.
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Happy eight decades around the sun to America’s biggest loser, @realDonaldTrump! 🥳🎉
You can blow out the candles, but you can't wish away the damage.
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If I had Elon's money I would solve world hunger instantly.😡
Sent from a device purchased with with a sum of money that could have been used to feed an Ethiopian family for a year, but wasn't, because my generosity is purely hypothetical.
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If Taco Bell served Coke not Pepsi it could be the goat
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Part of trumps deal with Iran was that he promised lyle will stop tweeting
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I dont know how to explain it but theres just something inherently transgender about mocking Charlie Kirk's death
Jun 14
Charlie Kirk will not be attending tonight's UFC match at the White House. His neck hurts.
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It is genuinely so adorable how out of touch europeans are. the average american walmart shopper is rich beyond europeans' wildest dreams. euros never rose up because they see themselves not as the abused peasant serfs that they are, but as temporarily embarassed aristocrats
Jun 14
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
Community note
An American-made cheddar cheese was named the best cheddar cheese by the most recent World Cheese Awards in Bern, Switzerland.
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Politics aside, if you don’t think that flyover was cool, it’s probably bc you’re super fucking gay.
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Kissing my boyfriend
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Just got sideswiped by a 45lb bumblebee
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Yes it is people on SNAP ruining my life. Poor people are the ones committing crime that make my life unpleasant.
Jun 13
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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You guys only hate him because hes a Rich Guy who doesnt give money to your dumb pet causes
People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,
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Why watch it I’m breathing it
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Watch Air Bud if you haven't
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The 4am coffee, an American classic
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One man’s white trash is another man’s white treasure
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It’s strange to see this genre of post coming from people who routinely defend politicians.
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