He who would trade liberty for security deserves great customer service

Joined June 2013
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Err, yeah, sorry about that. Hang tight, brb, we’ve got our top people on it. x.com/tedlieu/status/8801179…

28 Jun 2017
Dear @NSAGov: If you know how to stop the malware that you likely helped create, please disclose it NOW. money.cnn.com/2017/06/28/tec…
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Our new boss has just asked us to search our system for any “journalists" who have used the phrase “small hands” — this could take a while.
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If Trump wins, I'm moving to Honalee.
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PRISM US Gov retweeted
27 Jul 2016
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
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No, no, @realDonaldTrump: the whole idea is that *we* get *their* emails.
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We’ve doubled our searches for your data in 2 years — your tax dollars hard at work! engadget.com/2016/05/04/cia-…

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.@0xUID Very!
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#BRB Off to the Genius Bar with a quick question!
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#SB50: Land of the Free™* *Terms and conditions may apply x.com/harpersbazaarus/status…

WATCH: @ladygaga just brought the house down at #SB50—watch the FULL performance here: bit.ly/1mmraQp
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We've just posted our Civil Liberties and Privacy Reports — because we support both #jk nsa.gov/civil_liberties/repo…

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You better watch out! You better not cry You better not pout We're telling you why We just intercepted Santa’s list edri.org/santa-claus-confirm…

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We see you when you're sleeping We know when you're awake We know if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!
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We're making a list Checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty or nice In our database — no gift, no dice The NSA is coming to town!
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Replying to @Snowden
.@Snowden Dude, do you have to spoil all our fun?
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29 Sep 2015
Meanwhile, a thousand people at Fort Meade just opened Twitter.
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.@Snowden Hey Ed, Nice to see you on Twitter. What you up to today? Send photos 😜
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