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2 Dec 2020
Top 5 Fictional Movies from Seinfeld 5. Ponce De Leon 4. Mountain High 3. Rochelle, Rochelle 2. Sack Lunch 1. Death Blow
16 Nov 2024
I just heard someone say “back in the early 2010’s” and now I want to vomit
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Jim Donovan meant everything to Cleveland. We'll remember you forever, Jim.
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4 Sep 2024
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🚨Round of 16 Voting is LIVE🚨 Retweet this post to vote! All schools with over 5000 Votes get 3 FREE Months of Uber One and we will select 10 students who will receive Uber One for the whole year! Voting Ends 8/29 @ 11:59pmEST Round of 16 Winner’s will be announced 1pm 8/30
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18 Aug 2024
“no rush but i'm ready to dip whenever u are”
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17 Jun 2024
IG recipes are like, “Try this peanut butter and jelly banana pasta, it’s so frickin good”
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30 Apr 2024
Hostility toward Jerry Seinfeld will not be tolerated
Comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld finally goes FULL BLAST on Left’s destruction of comedy: “This is the result of the extreme left, and PC crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people.” This moment is powerful.
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28 Feb 2024
If you think Shane Gillis bombed in his SNL monologue, you would be incorrect. His comedy is cringe-style. If you don’t understand that, then you shouldn’t comment on it.
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6 Oct 2023
Replying to @HammerNation19
@HammerNation19 Boost Wellness Spa in Highland Heights! We’ve hosted browns players like Kosar and David Njoku
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6 Oct 2023
Let’s talk comping for Allie for some radio promo
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2 Oct 2023
All I’m saying is that nobody heard of the NFL before Taylor Swift put it on the map
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Did the CIA really develop a heart attack gun? The concept of a "heart attack gun" is often associated with conspiracy theories, but there is limited credible information to support such claims. One of the most famous allegations regarding a heart attack gun is linked to the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and its supposed efforts during the 1960s to develop a covert weapon that could induce heart attacks in targeted individuals. According to these claims, the weapon was said to be a small, dart-firing gun that could deliver a lethal poison without leaving a trace. The poison would mimic a heart attack, making it difficult to detect as an assassination method. However, it's important to note that these claims lack concrete evidence and are largely speculative. The CIA has never officially confirmed the existence of such a weapon, and there have been no verified cases of it being used.
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31 Aug 2023
If anyone needs me today, I’ll be listening to college marching band fight songs
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12 Jul 2023
I Stan with Jonah
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wyd in this situation?
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Colorized game shot at League Park, Cleveland, 1908.
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In 1947, one year before his passing, Babe Ruth was captured in a photograph at the age of 52. Ruth holds a prominent position as one of the most revered sports icons in American culture and is widely acclaimed as the greatest baseball player of all time. Recognizing his exceptional contributions, Ruth was elected as one of the "first five" inaugural members of the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1936.
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breaking down the game from varsity blues when everyone is hungover
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