Tired high school teacher. Feminist. Hufflepuff. Dog-lover. Dropper of frequent F-bombs. Ally 🏳️🌈. Blue dot in a red state.
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21 Mar 2019
She seems nice; we’re going to give it a shot. However, my first homework assignment is to take a break from social media, so I’ll see y’all on the flippity!
21 Mar 2019
About to meet my new therapist. Wish me luck!
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20 Mar 2019
Omg I HAVE to prep for journalism tomorrow and I may have already had quite a bit of wine...
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19 Mar 2019
I can’t decide if I should teach Night or All American Boys, try to squeeze in both, or let kids choose and do them simultaneously. Thoughts?
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19 Mar 2019
I could also do a mythology unit but I don’t have one or any texts in mind so it would be from scratch
19 Mar 2019
My neck is KILLING ME so I’m very thankful that my chiropractor was able to squeeze me in today
18 Mar 2019
Fun fact: the first time I ever ate asparagus I was on a cruise, and I just thought that cruise ship bathrooms always smelled like what I now know to be asparagus pee
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17 Mar 2019
I swear to god if my husband would just listen to me our lives would be so much easier
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17 Mar 2019
Grading student journals and reading about OCD, feeling ignored in favor of disabled siblings, breakups, eating disorders, dads leaving, and money troubles.
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17 Mar 2019
They also celebrate. They talk about their horse shows, soccer conditioning, baseball tryouts, band competitions, cheerleading performances. Good grades on tests, baby nieces being born, & getting new pointe shoes. They trust me to be excited with them and to keep their secrets.
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17 Mar 2019
I honestly could not care less about St Patrick’s Day. It’s just an excuse to get drunk...and I don’t need one of those 🤷🏻♀️😂
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