I run an events decor business @luxeandoomph

Joined March 2013
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shawry for the balloons retweeted
Heard of mashup🔥🔥
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shawry for the balloons retweeted
There's a boy in my daughter's class who is telling her that her jokes are funny. Skiza kijana, napigana na serikali, usinisumbue😭
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It’s giving THE SLAPM😂😂
This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything
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Love and light
Safaricom: "New app!" Kenyans: "I didn't ask for this." S: "It's a free update!" K: "I can't log in." S: "Needs your sim, just the first time 😄" K: "This is the 4th time 😡" S: "Just buy bundles 😘" K: "What if I'm abroad? It's expensive 😡" S: "It's for security! Mwa-est 😘😘"
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In your cellular device that you paid for in cash…the audacity!!!

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Ywaya Tajiri kissing a girl on my screen? On my internet? Ffs
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Na laptop to iMac🙊
You don’t need that HDMI to connect your laptop to your TV. Press Windows K
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I’m so annoyed!! Yhoo!!! What a way to ruin my day!!
Showmax is WHAT?! Where will I binge my housewives? What is HAPPENING??!??????

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shawry for the balloons retweeted
“We regret to inform you” You will regret you informed me😭

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What a time.
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— logan browning & taylour paige in “hit the floor” (2013 — 2018) 💋❤️‍🔥😈💅🏾
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shawry for the balloons retweeted
15 Dec 2025
rather be tired from work than bored and broke
15 Dec 2025
as you grow what have you realized ??
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shawry for the balloons retweeted
Samson waking up with a taper fade while being surrounded by philistines 😂
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Slave on earth and slave in heaven? God abeg! Let me burn!
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Who da heol
15 Nov 2025
Mtu anisaidie na spelling ya hutheheo Azin hutheheo do you think you are
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shawry for the balloons retweeted
A jitu la miraba minne had to make a guest appearance in ALL my Inshas I never gaf about context. He had to be there.
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😂😂😂
6 Nov 2025
POV: When the pick pocket behind you tries to take your wallet but your pocket is torn so he feels your soft yansh
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In High school, I was in love with this young woman in my class. It was her birthday and I used a marker to write “Happy Birthday X” on my inner white shirt. We had a football match during inter house sports and I was usually played as the striker. The plan was to score, take my Jersey off, display my shirt and make her blush. Coach Oriaku didn’t put me in the match.
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One perfume is enough!
27 Oct 2025
Some of you are so obsessed with being told "you smell nice" that you now walk around smelling like diffuser.
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shawry for the balloons retweeted
Yall watch too much movies and consume a lot of social media relationship content/advise. You have developed unreasonable expectations of how relationships should be, how people should treat yall & you are selfish! You also have an exaggerated sense of self importance.
22 Oct 2025
Why is dating so terrible right now? wtf is wrong with everybody?
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Voice notes in the morning…yeses!!
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23 Oct 2025
I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic
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