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Joined January 2010
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I have watched every single World Cup match, my streak will end when Austria plays Jordan at midnight. I mean, I’m gonna record it, but I can’t imagine I watch it.
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Mbappe taking that shot is literally why you just need to rip a couple from like 20-25 yards out every game .
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It’s so sick that every team in the World Cup enters the stadium to the 1990s Chicago Bulls intro music.
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Phil Andrews retweeted
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Japan fans clean up after the game with the help of @Jaboowins!
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Hey, @FOX59 , what are you doing here?
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OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂
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The 9pm Pacific kickoff for the World Cup games is outrageous. A shade under 17% of people live in that time zone in all of North America.
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The funniest thing about the hydration break is it being sponsored by Powerade, I haven’t drank any of that since it stopped being carbonated.
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Arguably the most recognizable red and white nation on the planet Switzerland 🇨🇭 will begin their 2026 World Cup campaign lookin’ like a box of green apple salt water taffy.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Phil Andrews retweeted
The USMNT has just scored 3 goals against a team that only allowed 6 in WCQ under Alfaro. Their movement is causing all kinds of problems, making Paraguay look pedestrian. I can't stress enough how impressive they are 45 minutes in. #USMNT

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71% possession in the 1st half, sheesh @USMNT
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Every player on Paraguay has a yellow card.
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W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ 宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高
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We’ll only have 4 hours until the US World Cup game, on probably the most glorious afternoon of summer weather in the midwestern United States of the year. Not a match to be seen. FIFA schedulers are washed.
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😅🍺 “Una cerveza por favor” - Thomas Müller vio el partido entre México y Sudáfrica junto a Jurgen Klopp e hizo una petición tras el gol de Raúl Jiménez
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World Cup teams have mandated “community sessions” that are mainly exclusive ticketed events. Algeria’s community session was a real one, where the community was invited and now, children in the KC metro get to say they’ve played with international soccer stars.
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So when this World Cup game is over, there will only be 4 hours until the second one? What a masterclass in scheduling by FIFA.
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The fall of @espn should be studied by scientists… like what in the world is this?
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Phil Andrews retweeted
WORLD CUP FEVER: This individual's dad tried to buy the giant adidas FIFA World Cup 2026 Trionda Ball 😂⚽️🥅 📹 IG: kickballdad
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