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Stellaris
@StellarisGame
18 Aug 2023
In a future update, we'll be removing the option for you to turn off Xeno Compatibility. Disabling it makes no sense.
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It is one of the galaxy's great tragedies that much of our content is banned in certain less progressive nations out there. Thankfully, that's where BunVPN comes in! Don't let your government be the one to decide what you watch in the privacy of your own home.
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Okay, whichever one of you thought it would be funny to boobytrap my desk drawer with tentacle grenades... Thank you. That was actually highly enjoyable. I just wish we'd filmed it.
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AD: "The flesh is weak"? Not after a visit to a PXM gene clinic, it isn't! Book an appointment today and let us show you a better you.
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Dear person trying to blackmail me with lurid photos: You really didn't think this one through, did you?
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AD: Do you love to cook? Do you have dreams of opening your own restaurant? Let us know! We are currently providing funding, transportation and resources for xenos willing to run restaurants on our resort worlds. Bring your cuisine know-how, we'll supply the rest!
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[STATIC]--apologies, our--[STATIC]--experiencing difficulties. For some r--[STATIC]--Tiyanki has--[STATIC]--with our subspace antenna--[STATIC]--damn it, Basil, why--[STATIC]
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As we've been getting this question a lot lately: No, Buntarans are not naturally bioluminescent, but it is a popular gene mod. Yes, it is available for other species, and yes, it is reversible.
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Apparently a group of protesters from various species have gathered at our Buntares HQ to demand the legalization of indoor use of jump drives, icosahedron-shaped melons and painting Vects yellow. None of those things are technically illegal here and they know it. Weirdos.
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A clarification for visitors to our Mega-Art Installation: The "Dangerous" part of the Museum of Dangerous Art refers to works that have been deemed POLITICALLY dangerous around the galaxy by repressive regimes. The paintings don't eat people.
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As a joke, I suggested the curators at the museum should try to get a hold of artwork banned by the Elepharchy. They thought I was serious. Imagine!
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They say love is friendship set to music, but do you know what love set to music is? Yes, that's right - the latest selection of erotic musicals is here, courtesy of everybunny here at PlayXeno Magazine!
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Public service announcement: Turns out ball gags are not particularily effective on telepaths. Don't ask me how I know.
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---I don't CARE how thirsty you are Basil, put that klein bottle down right this instant! I told you to stop 4D-printing things, Numa damn it... *sigh* Hire a mad scientist, they said. It'll be fun, they said...
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After a prolonged period of silence, we've been able to reestablish contact with our mirror universe counterpart, the Buntaran People's Orgy. Sweet Numa their territory has gotten big...
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The BPO has conquered a considerable amount of the territory formerly held by the Vulpen Reavers further towards the galactic rim, though other Lily informs me it was largely uninhabited. Apparently they've also stepped up their acquisition of Darexi weaponry.
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Yes, we have monasteries, but why does everyone think this means the monks have taken some kind of vow of chastity? Have you EVER met a Buntaran? The monasteries are for learning Bun-Fu.
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We would do anything for love, including that.
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For the last time- Yes, our gift shop has balloons. No, they're not Bavian-shaped. If you want to spark a diplomatic incident, do it yourself and leave us out of it.
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