In today’s Vatnik Soup, we introduce Vincent Bolloré, a French billionaire and media tycoon. He’s best known for building a powerful media empire and for reshaping editorial lines across French media and publishing, pushing them toward far-right and pro-Kremlin positions. 1/25

Russian milbloggers are extremely worried. After Ukrainian FP-5 Flamingo cruise missiles flew more than 1,000 km and reduced a key Russian electronics plant in Cheboksary to rubble, several prominent pro-Z bloggers admitted that Russia's air defenses are full of gaps and, in some areas, effectively nonexistent. Some warned that Russia would struggle to stop a large-scale NATO missile barrage, with one comparing the potential outcome to Iraq in 1991 or Yugoslavia in 1999.

Elon is the embodiment of this meme. At the very moment he became the world's first trillionaire (on paper), he was busy stoking unrest and racist protests in the UK.

There is a simple solution to the problem of Irish alumina ending up fueling Russia's war machine, and it could be implemented within months: Ban alumina exports to Russia.

Russians are reflecting on their new reality

These people are actively trying to destroy the United States.

Trump's secretary of state Marco Rubio celebrating russia day. Again.

Let's fucking go.

Without commenting on the usefulness of the EEAS, attacking Kaja Kallas has long been one of the Kremlin's favorite activities. She has taken a strong stance on Russia and China, helped deliver several hard-hitting sanctions packages, and given some extremely powerful speeches on Russia and its imperial ambitions. There is probably some constructive criticism in the article, but in the coming weeks it will be used relentlessly as propaganda, attacking "unelected Brussels eurocrats" and portraying the entire Union as weak and useless. They are doing this because European unity and Ukrainian resilience are helping Ukraine hold the line and because Russia is losing. The Kremlin wants to avert the strategic disaster that would come with defeat and the eventual decolonization of the Russian Empire.

When it comes to Vatnik Soups, it's ironic that the highest number of violent threats came after we wrote about so-called "peace advocates" like Julian Assange. Here are the top five Soups by number of threats, in case you're interested: 1. Kim Dotcom 2. Julian Assange 3. Diana Panchenko 4. Tommy Robinson 5. Andrew Tate

Trump has discovered the "infinite peace glitch" and has now ended the war in Iran for the 39th time. If all these peaces are added to the eight wars he already claims to have ended, he should have no trouble winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

Challenge: guess the dates.

Now that SpaceX is preparing for its IPO, it's a good time to remind people who Elon Musk is. In addition to becoming the world's first trillionaire, he has publicly defended sex traffickers and pedophiles, even asking Epstein to be invited to his "wildest parties." This tweet has since been deleted - let's not let people forget:

The year is 2026. The Ukrainian military manages to troll grifters, lecture the internet on international law, and strike military targets deep inside Russia simultaneously

Are there any regulations at all in the American food industry?

The duality of mankind: