Hello @Tesco please can i have a job?? i have TWO degrees, from real universities and NOT polytechnics (which no longer exist???) like SOME PEOPLE snootily claim. i have previous experience at @BurgerKing but its hard for a sex offender to find work in this, the month of June

please @dingdonghell0 when you visit Helston beware the algal blooms at helston boating lake! stay to clearly marked paths and do not enter the water! it is full of algal blooms, effluent, leeches, and conger eels!!!

gosh he's hot. i wonder if he is a top or a bottom??

i have not played computer games in 20 years. on that day i joined the internet i put down the game controller forever! i used to enjoy sonic and his friends

seems rude

i have reason to believe that Donald trump is "trolling" the global community. i think it best that we dont think about such things and ignore him now if you'll excuse me i have ironing to do

we must all listen to the supreme court decision. oh yes. trans men are NOT men, and trans women are NOT women, but i wont be telling @CornwallPride that i believe that, oh no! i see no reason to tell them about my transphobia, as i am busy with MAISONETTE chores

How lovely! Strong proud American flag 😍 My aunt Ann Muller (whom is NOT "mad") once burned this, but that was ON AMERICA as they went around slagging off her pasties! Rude!