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No big deal - just me being interviewed by Rolling Stone about the Oasis reunion. (The first eleven or so paras are me)…
Fans are already stressing about securing tickets: "It’s gonna be absolute carnage." "When the news broke," says another, "my family and friends messaged me like, 'Do you need help trying to get tickets?'" More: trib.al/JvnBjJO trib.al/JvnBjJO
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Have been on a bit of an Buffy and Angel rewatch thing of late and…. Don’t wanna freak anyone out, but just did some mathematics. Turns out Tony Head was just 43 when he started playing Giles in Buffy. What? 😳
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Hi @BristolCouncil. Your team left some of my cardboard recycling. Is it because it wasn’t in the blue bag thingie?
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PSA: If ever wanted your very own Barry Keoghan to play with, perhaps to drink your bath water or regret a dream that’s gone, HMV have a Lil’ Barry on sale for £5.99! Okay, it’s from The Eternals film no-one gives a shit about, but it’s still a Barry-for-your-pocket! Who’s in?
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The best thing about living in Bristol is you might see a Banksy anywhere.
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1) Spider-Man comic from 1996 with Mary Jane Watson on the cover. 2) Challengers film from 2024 featuring Zendaya, who coincidentally plays MJ in the Spider-Man films in recent times. Not implying owt, but a very strange twist of fate, in my humble opinion.
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Mentioned to the fam that apparently 28 Days Later is hard to find on physical these days. Consequently every time they see one in a charity shop, they purchase it for me. Not sure if I’m amused or not.
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Loves this film, I dooze, and the special features will keep me in geek heaven for a while, but maaan, the front cover looks like it was lit by the directors of AvP: Requiem.
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𝐇𝐍𝐘 The pure lights beckon, and the music calls But you're trapped inside those four walls It's not your fault that she has changed It's not her fault you're still the same You both work hard and you feel the pace But you're the one who knows it's not a race, to be won
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Made the hounds hot dogs for tea.
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Tried watching this; couldn’t get into it. Too woke for me.
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This little twat is gonna get punched, kicked and abused on a regular basis. And that’s before he leaves the house for school.
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In tonight’s #EastEnders… Phil: “Nige, why did you come back to the square?” Nigel: “Holby was cancelled and no-one hired me for panto.”
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Have just initiated a scientific experiment. One of the hounds has major toxic smelling flatulence most of the time, especially when she jumps up on the sofa. I’ve just fed her a sprout. Can her guffs smell any worse? Let’s find out.
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Well, him or Moses, currently out on the wing for Luton.
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Behold! The scariest Christmas decoration ever! I’m not entirely sure it won’t kill me in my sleep.
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Anyone else noticed in the new #SupermanMovie, Supes’ face is kinda different here and resembles someone else’s? Asking for a friend.
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Any other dog owners vexed by Krypto here? That’s clearly a move to initiate playtime, especially with the waggy tail. In reality, this fictitious, superpowered alien dog would have their tail between their legs in fear or pointing up and forward to signify interest. Fucksake.
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So excited to see @Tim_Burgess cameo in the new #SupermanMovie
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All these people, lost in the moment. Not a phone in si… Dammit!

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Decided to watch this again tonight. Is it just me, or does anyone else feel a sense of patriotic pride that the Rage Virus was created in a British lab?
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