Padres ⚾️, go Bills Mafia🏈, San Diego born/raised, SDFC ⚽️, Storm ⚾️, dancing moves of a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man💃🏻
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Being a Padres fan
Mar 31
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?
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Currently taking the Padres with me on my road trip… and hoping this game won’t make me want to drive off the road
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I sometimes wonder how much brighter life would be if I was born into literally any other fandom.
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baseball is stupid or whatever retweeted
Jun 11
A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, they’ll give him a donut to make him leave
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Pulled over to call and open a case against the atPadres
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HOW IS THERE ALWAYS TRAFFIC
It’s 12:25 😭
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All I want to do is thank the professional little league player who yelled some sense into our team…. But he nuked his account 😞
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Some of you are really stupid. But you think you’re really smart. And that’s almost the worst kind of stupid.
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What if DSG fan was really Ava who was really just a random Padres Twitter catfish
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I know it’s one of you dinguses on a burner.
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Jun 8
Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about
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Before it gets manipulated. And debated. That was 1000% boo’s at the Garden.
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Jun 6
TSA agents will act like you’re the dumbest person alive for doing what the last TSA agent asked you to do
Jun 6
Airports really need to reach a consensus on whether we’re leaving laptops in the bag in the security line.
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Jun 7
I don’t care about bat flips or home run celebrations.
But whatever this shit is when taking a ball, is lame as hell.
Also, he struck out on the next pitch.
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This Padres season starting with a hemorrhoid media meltdown is kinda poetic.
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I’m having a great day and I don’t think I want to watch the atPadres and almost certainly have them ruin that
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(I’m watching. Because it’s all I’ve known my entire life.)
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Love Island is just 80% scenes with music blaring while they slowly zoom in on the cast members faces.
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