Make America Like Florida #MALF

Joined February 2019
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A flyover during the national anthem for a UFC event on the White House lawn AMERICA 🇺🇸

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American bought his home and the monthly mortgage payment has been $3,741.72 His property tax just got reassessed and has been sent his new monthly bill in the mail His payment is now $4,536 per month because of the property tax increase “This is how people aren't able to stay in their houses forever and lose their houses. Crazy” This should be federally illegally. Property tax increases are such a scam and straight extortion Abolish property taxes
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WOW! Remarkable video from 5 miles from the launch pad in Jetty Park. Watch that fireball, and listen around 35 seconds into the video for the massive audible explosion. 📸: John Concilus
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This is insane. Just listen to the sound.

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BREAKING: Blue Origin’s New Glenn exploded at Launch Complex 36 during a static fire test attempt.

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mind your own fucking business
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Giraffes spend about 80 percent of their day eating.
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Nickelodeon’s 1999 lineup was unreal: 8 AM: Doug 8:30 AM: Rocko’s Modern Life 9 AM: Rugrats 9:30 AM: Rugrats 10 AM: SpongeBob 10:30 AM: Hey Arnold! 11 AM: The Wild Thornberrys 11:30 AM: Angry Beavers 12 PM: CatDog 12:30 PM: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters 1 PM: Looney Tunes
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May 22
This fucker is unhittable in The Show
May 22
Being able to throw from this angle is wild 👀 He's almost touching the ground when he's throwing 😳
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.@AqibTalib21 left this on set. ✍️ Like comment RT for a chance to win this signed #SB50 chain!
TWO for the price of ONE, @AqibTalib21? 🤯
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BREAKING: Two U.S. Navy jets collided mid-air and exploded during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base.
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#UFC329 MAIN CARD
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Robelis Despaigne brutally KOs Junior dos Santos in the 1st.

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TWO for the price of ONE, @AqibTalib21? 🤯
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The art of selling a "619" was peak WWE 😭
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Replying to @Dearme2_
It's a French word "Répondez s'il vous plait" which means, "please respond."
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🚨#BREAKING: Watch as newly released thermal surveillance footage shows the moment a Frontier Airlines jet struck a trespasser during takeoff at Denver International Airport in Colorado, forcing the aircraft to abort and make an emergency landing.
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7 months pregnant and Vrabel you on a boat with another man’s wife!? I don’t even care if Russini freaky ass thought it was ok. You can only imagine what they was doing on that boat. Mike Vrabel as a man that’s just lame as fuck. She carrying another man’s kid.
Mike Vrabel and pregnant Dianna Russini rented private boat together 2 months before birth of her first son: report trib.al/s064zHi
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i’ve seen jackass 3 maybe 50 times and i’ve never noticed the way bam’s burrito just fucking torpedoes perfectly into the trash can
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shit used to be fucking diabolical
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When John Cena won his first ever WWE Championship in 2005 after defeating JBL at Wrestlemania 21. THE REST IS HISTORY THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT 🐐 x.com/ShootOrWork/status/203…

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