Class I hiring processes and decision making just keeps getting worse in ways I didn't even think were possible, to almost impressive extents. Especially you, @UnionPacific.

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MAJOR ORDER: The Star of Peace—the Democracy Space Station's planet-collapsing defensive superweapon—requires vast quantities of Dark Fluid to fire; the Federation’s reserves remain depleted following the weapon's inaugural operational success. Dark Fluid is synthesized directly from E-711, an ultra-refined organic fuel found exclusively on Terminid Hive Worlds. The Hive World of Omicron possesses immense, untapped E-711 reservoirs, hoarded by Terminids in yet another of their unprovoked and perfidious schemes. We cannot allow brainless, fascist insects to delay the march of Liberty. A direct assault is the only logical course of action to secure these reserves. The Helldivers are ordered to complete 1,750,000 Operations on Omicron to quell Terminid resistance and clear the way for E-711 extraction pipelines, to enable the synthesis of Dark Fluid. Securing this vital resource will allow the Star of Peace to be fully armed once again, guaranteeing absolute deterrence, the continued unassailable security of the Federation, and ensuring the Star of Peace remains a highly profitable investment for Super Earth’s shareholders and taxpayers.

Let’s go!🚀