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4656A retweeted
Jun 14
HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.
Jun 14
Donald J Trump is the Peace President and that is an irrefutable fact.
Community note
The United States and Israel have actually started the war with coordinated strikes on Iran on Feb 26, after which Iran retaliated with missile and drone attacks. britannica.com/event/2026-Ira…
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The Premier League title race would have entered the final match round with Manchester City two points clear of Arsenal, according to The Athletic’s analysis of key match decisions made by referees and their video assistants.
■ Arsenal, Chelsea and Sunderland benefitted the most from errors
■ Bournemouth earned four fewer points than they should have
■ Fulham should have qualified for the Europa League
■ An extra 17 red cards and 36 penalties should have been awarded
@Refsplaining analyses every key match decision to evaluate how on-field and VAR refereeing decisions shaped the Premier League in 2025-26.
Free to read here ⬇️
🔗 nyti.ms/4fgCwnC
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4656A retweeted
May 31
🚨 Arsenal held the BIGGEST EVER football parade in history 🔴⚪️
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4656A retweeted
May 31
I actually agree and can’t fault having a PSG player as the MOTM because they won but it would be so nice if awards are given without certain contexts.
For the 120 mins’ the ball was in play for, there was no better player on that pitch yesterday than Gabriel Magalhaes.
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4656A retweeted
May 31
🏆 @Arsenal's Premier League trophy parade is under way!
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4656A retweeted
Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
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4656A retweeted
May 30
He completely changed the way he was refereeing the game from this moment onwards.
The ref blew the halftime whistle as Arsenal were getting ready to take a corner 😅
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4656A retweeted
May 30
That was a blatant penalty on Madueke. This referee is a disgrace.
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4656A retweeted
May 27
Teams winning the Europa league and the Conference league who call themselves the “Champions of Europe” is a trigger point for me.
It’s like winning League one and calling yourself the “Champions of England”.
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4656A retweeted
Your 2025/26 Premier League champions...
ARSENAL! 🏆🔴
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4656A retweeted
May 20
The biggest club in London.
Champions of England.
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4656A retweeted
May 20
Last night was indescribable. Here’s a collection of some of the scenes for those who couldn’t make it
(or for those like me who are watching and rewatching every bit of content going)
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4656A retweeted
You start to see why London based Manchester United fans hate Arsenal. They can never experience this. Where would they go to celebrate? Sky sports HQ?
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