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5 Aug 2022
All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x
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My cousin texted me out of the blue today. He wants to run Field Day with me at his family's fishing cabin on the Illinois river on the 27th.
Sorry, local radio club, family comes first.
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Jun 10
"I've got 365 Words You'd Like to Know, and they're all about fucking" - what you get when William F. Buckley writes your pick-up lines
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Jun 10
Dropping off of FT8 now. I think I got a new state from it. Good night all.
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90 minutes into the work week and I already want to go back home and let my project burn
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Meanwhile, on the Feast of Corpus Christi (our procession through the neighborhood was well-attended by the by):
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I don't like concealing people's faces normally but the only people I know in the photo are the priest and the deacon, so I blocked out everyone I could.
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Now with more questionable mineral content!
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"Yeeeeeah, you're gonna have to come in on Saturday"
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The downside to going on day road trips like I did today is that I can't stop to take pictures. I'm always the driver. The farm fields along Route 121 were absolutely beautiful today. The sun was out, there wasn't any dust, everything was just perfect.
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I have to go back to work on Monday.
I mean, I don't /have/ to go back to work next week, but I do kind of want to keep getting paid.
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So the Bears are leaving Soldier Field.
This just means it's time for UIC to start a football program
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Last allergy shot session was today.
BRB gonna go roll around in a prairie field covered in cat hair
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