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James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond
Joined June 2014
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  • Followers 60
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Ryguy is a bad person.
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Girls who unbuckle their belt after eating a big meal are terrible people
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I’m feeling like May in this Floyd weather
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Nobody got my SpongeBob reference at my job. These guys are losers
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Matcha tastes like grass
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Nothing worse in life than 2-step verification
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Abraham Lincoln is the only guy who looks like that
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Last night was a quest bro
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Play “rock sand” by the Police
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Oh these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A Bomb factory...they’re Bombs..
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Bran Flakes. Bold New Taste. Bran Flakes
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Congrats, How’s it feel to be a Red Sock?
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James Geraghty retweeted
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22 Aug 2025
In his first game at Yankee Stadium... ROMAN ANTHONY GOES YARD.
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Who is Jim Nasium?
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Gene Wilder Willy Wonka is superior.
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Really looking forward to the release of 28 decades later
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My boys call me supreme cream
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Mickey’s real name is Michael Mouse
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Need some agua to quench my 3st
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The last thing i’d want to smell like is Davy Jones Locker
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