Completely bloody useless. Parody.
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Who stuck this outside my office?
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EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF BORIS JOHNSON ON HIS WAY TO THE BRIEFING πππ
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βYes, I fucked it up again.β
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After weβve invaded them and taken over π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
14 Jun 2021
The G7 reaffirmed the need to end all coal burning to generate power. When is Germany going to comply?
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Hearing that the technical difficulties at @GBNEWS were not thought to be serious. As one person said:
βIf it looks shit thatβs the whole point. We are.β
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Parody Matt Hancock π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§ retweeted
13 Jun 2021
I know itβs exhausting, I know itβs Sunday & I know the sun is shining but we must keep going with sledgehammer determination
This has now racked up almost 22.8 MILLION VIEWS
@BBCNews @bbclaurak cannot ignore this juggernaut public protest at the PMβs rampant lying much longer!
7 Jun 2021
Amazing! 22 MILLION VIEWS!
Working TOGETHER we have sent a powerful message to UK media that if they wonβt hold this Prime Minister to account for his rampant lying in Parliament we will damn well do it ourselves!
How long can you ignore this @BBCNews?
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Good to see John thinks making threats is an effective form of government.
13 Jun 2021
The U.K. must now carry out the PMβs threat to allow free movement of goods from GB to NI. Itβs the promise NI wanted. Need to remind Mr Macron the U.K. includes NI.
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Iβve notified the Home Secretary and sheβs sending in the gunboats.
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βLook! There! In the pink. She wonβt stop following me.β
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12 Jun 2021
The EU says the Good Friday Agreement matters, yet they do all they can to alienate the Unionist community in Northern Ireland by blocking GB to NI trade.
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βIβm being stalked.β
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"I can't get rid of her... just keeps following me everywhere."
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Iβve explained it doesnβt mean he can shag anything and everything.
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βYes, history will portray you as the narcissistic incompetent twat you really are.β
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10 Jun 2021
Eighty years ago Churchill and Roosevelt stood together promising a better future. Today @POTUS Joe Biden and I do the same π¬π§πΊπΈ
β gov.uk/government/publicatioβ¦
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Thank you to @CommonsHealth & @CommonsSTC for inviting me to present evidence on the government's handling of Covid-19.
My lying technique has improved.
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Boris Johnson attacks βburdensomeβ Brexit checks.
Which is weird as itβs his deal.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/poβ¦
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βStop calling me daddy.β
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