Parody account. Here to take the piss out of the full time grifter and part time MP who leads Reform UK. Enjoy – and feel free to encourage my coffee habit: ⬇️
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16 Apr 2025
JD Vance: "The professors are the enemy". Just the US Vice President advocating the same anti-intellectual dogma as Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao and Stalin.
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Parody Nigel Farage retweeted
This is why I am cutting all ties with the mainstream media - they occasionally tell the truth.
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The good people of Brighton are taking no shit from far right fuckwits. Anti-racist protestors outnumbered them, blocked their march and told them to fuck off.
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Parody Nigel Farage retweeted
Not quite Rupert, there was a similar energy at Nuremberg in 1938.
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Jun 13
The thing I like about people with right wing views is that they all have this kind of serene beauty and sense of inner peace...
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For the time being I will only be communicating through recorded propaganda speeches and my newsletter of lies and bullshit. This is a just a temporary measure until I am Prime Minister, after which I will directly control the media and outlaw any criticism of the government.
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Parody Nigel Farage retweeted
In other words, I can't bear to be questioned about my dodgy finances so I'm never going to speak to a real journalist again.
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Parody Nigel Farage retweeted
Happy birthday to GB News and congratulations on losing over £130 million and counting! Still, that's good value for providing a propaganda channel for Reform UK and a platform for every right wing gobshite and conspiracy nut in the country.
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Lee Anderson says he and Robert Kenyon are getting an amazing response on the doors in Makerfield. I wonder if that's because he did his usual trick of getting his mate to pretend he didn't know him.
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Well done Rupert Lowe for organising today's 'Spot The Person Of Colour' competition in Makerfield.
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Jun 12
I for one find it reassuring that the world's first trillionaire looks at all the possible things he could do and decides that his top priority is to amplify Nazis.
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Jun 12
Man who went to a £60,000/year private school and who is worth about £30million, talks about 'the establishment' as if it isn't him.
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Jun 12
Many thanks to Nick Ferrari for managing to interview me without once asking about the £5 million gift, what I spent it on, what the crypto billionaire got in return, how I bought two houses for cash or whether I was given £1 million to throw an election.
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Jun 12
“Dear Diary,
I can’t believe how bad Labour are at Defence when the solution is so obvious. We can massively increase our national security and Defence capability at a stroke by simply becoming a Russian Overseas Territory. I know that’s what I’d do!”
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Jun 12
It makes perfect sense that a pervy misogynist would idolise someone who was sent to prison after assaulting a female police officer.
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