former child. regarded, mentally.
Joined July 2009
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Jelly Roll makes music for single moms who post on fb asking if anyone is selling a microwave
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Jelly Roll embraces his single status with savage social media move after Bunnie Xo split trib.al/D4P71bI
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🚨Cristiano Ronaldo has more rape allegations (4) than number of touches in the first half (3)
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Seleção Portuguesa tentando ajudar o Cristiano Ronaldo a meter um gol
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Cristiano Ronaldo ayudando a Portugal
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Fuck messi eh
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This Messi guy is good. The Canucks should try and sign him.
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Jun 16
I respect Messi’s greatness, but I’m fully convinced he’s going goal‑less this World Cup and Argentina are getting grouped. He holds them back.
Bookmark this and come back when it happens.
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Baby that’s not how sitcoms work!
I’m taking all 4 and getting dissed at the end to learn a valuable lesson!!!
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It’s your senior year in high school, and prom is only a week away.
Zaria Peterson, Tiffany Warren, Taina Morales, and Topanga Lawrence all asked you to take them to the prom.
You can only take one! Who’s gonna be your prom date?
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Jun 16
PAPER TOWEL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FAKE. ITS ALWAYS A KID SPILLING JUICE AND NEVER A CAT THROWING UP.
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Jun 16
You know there’s something wrong with society when I see TSN’s beautiful World Cup broadcast booth at Jack Poole Plaza on TV and my first thought is can it be photobombed smh
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Jun 15
My son quoted his uncle in his 6th grade yearbook and it is perfect.
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Jun 16
You should choose Montreal.
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Hot deal alert: You can fly from Vancouver to Montreal, Toronto direct for $170 or less dlvr.it/TT3Vv7
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Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲
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Rick Tocchet explaining his 20-leg F1 parlay to Max Verstappen??
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