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29 Nov 2025
You’ve never been more desirable in your life. My advice is to start behaving like it.
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Jun 14
Analytically the Cavs are NBA champions.
Jun 14
🏆 Congrats! The 25-26 New York Knicks are the first champions that:
1) don’t have a 1A
2) lost the KAT trade definitively
3) got gift-wrapped a path to the finals
4) will regress to the mean on 3s
5) never have anything to do with anything
6) haven’t actually won any playoff games. Opponents just lost all 16.
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Jun 13
Basketball and soccer are theoretically the same sport because strategically the players are trying to accomplish the same thing on the court/pitch.
Soccer is absolutely more interesting than baseball. I think baseball has just been a cultural holdover from the radio era.
Honestly I don’t know why football isn’t as big as it should be in the US. Your national team isn’t even bad. How can you guys prefer basketball and baseball to this? Shout out to the Americans who love football, you’re real ones
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Jun 10
It’s hilarious how French Wemby is.
Jun 10
This was something.
"Booth’s brother, John Wilkes, is known for a different kind of shot. Legacies, good or bad, live on forever."
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May 31
It’d be interesting to see how this scene is made in the new surveillance state we currently live in. I don’t t think it’s possible for vigilantes to have alter egos anymore, unless *jurors* fully understand the difference between a villain and a hero.
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May 31
A star should mean elite at many skills. For example, Chet is a star at many skills, just like OG and KAT are stars at many skills.
Creation (off the dribble) shouldn’t be the only skill that makes you a star b/c the combination of others kills can equal the value of creation.
May 31
If the Thunder decide to blow it up somewhat and trade Chet Homgren or Jalen Williams, who would you rather the Nets go after?
I think J Dub is an absolute star and if he gets his health right can be a perennial All-NBA guy.
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May 31
It’s been a long time coming so we’ve earned the right to talk this heavy. Lol
AHEM.
The Spurs have zero chance at beating the Knicks. Our centers aren’t 185 pound beanstalks. They cannot make our wings work on defense. Jalen Brunson is going to toast that rookie and Fox.
See y’all boys at the parade. #AlwaysKnicks
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May 23
St. George to Tottenville.
May 21
What do you consider long distance?
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May 22
Nights be named Ken but can’t.
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Jeremy Pasker retweeted
May 20
overly walkable. spongebob don't got a license and somehow be everywhere
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May 21
I’m not even into Star Wars like that but this idea slaps.
May 20
hear me out: adaptations of classic literature into star wars. like imagine the outsiders but star wars
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May 10
If it bleeds, it leads
May 9
I just feel like maybe this didn’t need to be asked?
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The funniest thing about this is Draymond is shit talking but he has no charisma so his delivery is ass.
May 6
"The goal is just to not look like you in a Houston Rockets uniform." 😭
Draymond to Chuck when talking about his future 😅
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Imagine being nostalgic for the fax machine. This is how old heads sound.
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Apr 25
They clearly don’t care because they have said as much at every opportunity.
Apr 25
someone still voting red with this knowledge either believes that the blues are uniformly liars who will defect at the ballot box (a fairly implausible belief), or else simply does not care that billions will die
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Apr 19
I think when national media heads talk like this what they’re trying to say but unable to articulate is Brunson isn’t good enough to be a team’s highest paid player. And in this instance he actually happens to be the Knicks 3rd highest paid player. So…
Apr 19
Alright watching from beginning now.
Jalen Brunson looking like a third option early.
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Apr 13
I’ve never seen a better allegory for “if prices get too high people will start stealing stuff” in my life.
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Apr 13
I’m still annoyed that Raphael is the only ninja turtle with a NYC accent. I have a theory as to why.
Apr 12
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) started as a parody of grim Frank Miller-style ninja comics. The joke was literal turtles doing ultra-serious ninja drama under a rat sensei. Somehow the satire outgrew the source and became a phenomenon of its own.
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Apr 12
Everyone has seen this movie.
Apr 10
Styles P breaking down Devil Wears Prada by calling the actors exclusively by the names of other movies they were in is frying me
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Apr 11
Because Mayor Mamdani doesn’t have political ambitions. His only ambition is to help NYC.
why is he just about the only US elected official capable of basic moral clarity
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Mar 28
Win and they will come.
“I’ve got to give a shout out to the home crowd,” Brandon Miller said. “I’ve never heard a New York game like this where Charlotte fans are cheering louder than New York fans.”
Story on one of the #Hornets most impressive wins of the season:
charlotteobserver.com/sports…
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