Can ride a bike. Used to ride it all the way to the ABC's #MadAsHell writers' yurt. 5 More Weeks Of This?! - patmccaffrie.substack.com

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Job Interviewer: "So Sydney, we love your CV, but tell us...how would you describe yourself in 3 words? Sydney:
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New Zealand now has a better record against Iran than Trump does.
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I dunno Wesley, I guess the taxes benefit you because they fund...the "government organisation" you literally work for?
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Hello ladies, Adam Creighton is here to tell you not to worry your pretty little heads about silly things like... the budget.
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And of course "won't someone think of the men!?"
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If Uhlmann was employed by anyone other than The Oz, his boss would see this and ask him to see a shrink.
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Articles like this really make me want to take a 5 minute tour of Uhlmann's brain, before getting the fuck out of there.
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Also to write this whole article without mentioning Luther's anti-semitism once is...a choice
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I'd have thought the time for the media to scrutinise Pauline Hanson would've been every day since 1996...
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I am begging you Greg. Read another fucking book.
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If these tech-billionaires really want to live forever may I recommend an 8-ball PFAS enema?
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The AFR is taking "saying the quiet part out loud" to new heights...
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"Here at the AFR, we are sure Australia's billionaires only have our best interests at heart"
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Please come back Kyle all is forgiven...
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Yes. If you want Labor to worry about its budget, compare it to...Paul Keating
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I would also like to be "punished" with a giant house and a porsche
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The Oz going all in to defend hard-working aspirational Porsche-owning Aussie battlers
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Tony Abbott: Yes. Never mind mourning the tragic death of a child. What would really help everyone is my culture war bullshit.
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Just a suggestion. Maybe we try making the CEO's suffer for once?
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File this in "the neo-Nazi rally call was coming from inside the precinct" draw.
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