见过碰瓷的, 没见过这么样碰瓷的. Creator of sunflowrSimulator🌻, twitch streamer, and delivery 🚚 boy.
Joined January 2012
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6 Nov 2025
sunflowrSimulator Development (part 5) youtu.be/8eFPvhJL1iY?si=h_KM…
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The game is only EIGHT HOURS?
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Goodrop Gets Gud! (Pokemon Y First Playthrough!) twitch.tv/patchbandana1
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NYC is having the white boy summer to end all white boy summers
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I don't think any scene of a movie ever captured the feeling of modernity colliding with the romanticism of the youthful human soul like this one. "Can't be done, nothing ever happens, nothing you can do" has been the mantra most of us were raised on.
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Oh nooooooooooo 😭
Mandate of Heaven lost. Clavicular was right.
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Twinkdeath at 20 is brutal
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hate to be semantic, but if they change a single weight then it’s no longer the same model that was banned, and it’s totally fine for him to access.
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Jun 14
woke up fully clothed, glasses still on and the skyrim main menu up on my pc really loud. who tf closed last night
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Sending this to my girl when she complains about me being broke
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Jun 14
Today's “For You” snuff film was “people throw a woman off a cliff, without attaching her bungie cord”
Jun 12
The "For You" page is now just "here's your daily random snuff film, taken on a cell phone."
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Who else guessed wrong?
Jun 13
Antisemitic Cornell student turns down interview because he's 'not interested in working for a Jew' trib.al/NRIMqqR
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Jun 14
why does everyone wanna be disparaged during sex. why do no bottoms want to be loved and appreciated bro. i am programmed to lay pipe while thinking ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU but nobody want that in this economy ig
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Jun 14
they’re either fighting for who abandoned their inner child faster or the Louis Vuitton modeling contract, there’s no inbetween
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I’m a huge fan of the Kirk memes because it started with homeland security talking about deporting anyone who criticized him, people were getting fired, trying to suppress and censor…
And it fired back into him becoming the biggest laughingstock the internet has ever known
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Jun 14
It should absolutely be illegal for car insurance to discriminate based on gender if car insurance is required
Effective Taxes that charge you more based on the sins of other people who share immutable qualities should never be allowed
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Jun 12
Everyone is passive and weak-willed. You have to force these people to be your friend. Browbeat them until they add your instagram otherwise you’ll end up alone
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