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Patch @PatchMcScratchy

Freudian wet dream. My interests include EastEnders, Nintendo, and staring at your dad's crotch.

Joined March 2009
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Patch
@PatchMcScratchy
27 Feb 2017
When you nut and he's still inside you.
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@Miruciiii
May 14
why is gay twitter simultaneously the funniest and most traumatic place online😭
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Bottoms trying to cover up their haemorrhoid for date night

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Patch Casting@PatchCasting
May 5
#tvcasting #amitheasshole #Casting #AITA #comedycentral
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Cya later East London 👋🏻
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Well I guess I’ll be swallowing my cousins 🥴
denny
@vicioushardy
Apr 25
he’s your uncle, what would you do?
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The way I’d be incinerating my phone 😭

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New kink unlocked
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Delighted to officially announce my new career as the Easter bunny 😌🐰
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How I’m sitting
Male Central
@TheMale_Central
Mar 29
Would you sit next to him on the subway?
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Tall tops:

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Facebook memories are truly cursed 🌚
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Curly 😋
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george griffiths@georgegriffiths
Mar 23
i’ve watched this clip maybe 50,000 times. pop perfection

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When the edible hits mid-sentence 🥴
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When he’s stretching and his t-shirt lifts up to reveal a hairy tummy

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How it feels walking through London right now

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Pop Base
@PopBase
Mar 9
Today is National Napping Day.
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Horizontal for the night 😋
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Male General memories 🥲
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Pop Base
@PopBase
Mar 8
In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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