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Makes you think :/
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This has reached a terrible part of Twitter, people with an ongoing relationship with Grace Randolph and for some reason identity politics. Like having a strong opinion about Mikes Super Short Show.
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My METCALFE IS LAURIE
MY BEANS ARE SHOSHANA
MY CHRISTIAN BORLE (surely he’s there)
ALECIA B MOORE
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Purr!! Went and turned her ‘Now’ back into ‘Then’, honey. Let me ride that bus with you, sister
Rosie O'Donnell says, "For the first time in 15 years, there were paparazzi waiting for me at the airport" when she landed in NYC for the #Tonys: "They wanted to see my facelift."
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Thanks for having me @CatapultStory 🐂
Jun 3
A REAL ANIMAL by Emeline Atwood is a July 2026 @ABAbook Indie Next Pick!!! As always, a huge thanks to all of the booksellers who nominated us! 🫶
A REAL ANIMAL hits bookstores officially on 7/7 and is available to preorder now!
buff.ly/hmQvKby
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Patrick Sullivan retweeted
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Told a May/December couple last night who asked me if I was bi, that, not really, but I guessed the only people I don’t hook up with are cis women, and the old guy said “which 6?”
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oh, Pattie... that's not gunna work either!
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The new hot pit crew guy’s timeline is all sweetie pie single boy yearning love language rt’s which is as surprising to me as it is erotically devastating
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Getting a lot of new hot pit crew guy vibes from this—me watching anything
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Miss him sm
May 29
does anyone else remember when the trump “grab her by the pussy” audio clip leaked and then this actor launched a hilariously ill-advised “grab her by the brain” campaign and everyone was like “you know that’s not better, right?” and then he publicly apologized
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For a while there this was TVs whole thing and Twitter user Patchnavillus misses it
May 25
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is a prime example of how something can be gothic without it being set in a European castle with bats and ghosts. This is “the old, dark house” trope, just inverted to reflect an 70s American aesthetic. Broad daylight, blazing sun, just as scary.
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Jessica rabbit voice my beards the only thing about me that’s just for men
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Terrible timing for this ngl. Rest in peace to the bitches who dying to be me
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Using Just for Men on my beard to look *older* …my mind …
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I don’t give a fuck if Sharpay stole your song—you can’t talk to your boyfriend like that
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I love that more and more women are calling out their boyfriends for watching that misogynistic trash 🙂↕️
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Patrick Sullivan retweeted
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imperfect and inconsistent final season of The Comeback but i think the final scene and Lisa Kudrow's stunning final monologue that more or less explains Valerie's whole ethos and world view made it all worth it: "i think you have to agree to be humiliated and I never signed up"
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They’re doing it here
The Broadway adaptation of Jamie Lloyd’s ‘Evita’ starring Rachel Zegler will not include the West End’s iconic balcony performance.
The show will instead feature a new, safer idea, made especially for Broadway.
(deadline.com/2026/04/evita-r…)
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